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What if the RobStar household was like this: 

.Mar’i and Jake play medieval times with real weapons and Robin freaks out every time this happens but Starfire is positive nothing will happen and it results in a few vases among other things getting smashed to pieces. 

. Robin’s wallet is crying after he spent like, a few thousand dollars on reinforced walls for Mar’i and Jake’s bedroom. 

. There are no lamps in Mar’i and Jake’s room. 

. Mar’i feeds Robin Tameranian food and he has to accept it because he doesn’t want Mar’i to cry. 

. Starfire and Robin make sure not to finish up the cereal because they only buy it once a month and the kids really like to eat it. But they don’t know that Mar’i and Jake have been secretly feeding it to Silkie. 

. Mar’i and Jake find out that Robin’s so-called “secret files “ are actually photos of him and Starfire together. 

. Silkie always sleeps in the middle of Jake’s and Mar’i’s bed, and they made a little bed for him over there. 

. Whenever they play hide-and-seek, they always sit on top of the roof. Starfire and Robin both know that they are over there, but decide to make the game more fun. 

. Jake always corrects Starfire’s grammar, and tells her how to use the word “the” correctly. Starfire is extremely proud of Robin for teaching Jake this. 

. Mar’i and Jake like to listen about how their parents met, and even though both of them say it’s extremely embarrassing, they end up telling it anyway. Mar’i asks Starfire if they tried to kill each other, and both of them look flustered, and always answer that they’ll know when they are older. 

. Both of them make Tamaranian + Earth food for their parents anniversary. 

. Robin is an overprotective father. 

. Whenever they go to sleep, their parents argue if they need air-con or not. This always turns into a full-blown debate. 

.When Mar’i and Jake are about to go to prom, Starfire and Robin both stay there the whole night to get rid of villains before the big day just to make sure their children’s prom doesn’t get ruined like their one did.

. Whenever Jake and Mar’i have a nightmare, Robin and Starfire both sit by their side and sing lullabies, or if the nightmare is really bad, they both go dress in full suit and tell them that no one can hurt them.

. Robin uses his staff and pretends to be a nightguard with them.

. Starfire teaches Mar’i and Jake how to cook, and eventually Robin joins in. Their cake isn’t what you would consider “perfect”, but they still eat it.

. Broken things are not uncommon in this household. 

. Jake and Mar’i want to go to the circus, so their parents bring them there. But when the trapeze act starts, Mar’i, Jake and Starfire can all notice Robin’s crying. When they ask him what happened, Robin looks up at them, smiling and crying at the same time and tells them nothing happened. Mar’i offers him a cupcake she made all by herself, and Jake is silently hugging his arm. Starfire is holding hands with him. 

. Jake is trying out Robin’s staff, and Robin tells him that he is doing it all wrong. He ends up almost being electrocuted. 

. Starfire tells Robin and Jake to have a “father-and-son-bonding-time”. She gives them a bunch of paper and tells them to draw on it. Meanwhile, she and Mar’i are making dinner in the kitchen together. Instead of drawing, Robin and Jake both fold aeroplanes and throw them around the house. Bonus if that ends up in the dinner. 

. The kids ask their parents what’s an electrical chair, and Robin ties his staff to the top of a chair and makes it all electrify mode or something like that. Then Jake asks how they are executed. Robin says that they sit under the electrical thing. Then Mar’i asks him to demonstrate. 

. Both Jake and Mar’i are out of clothes, and Robin is desperate to get them to sleep, so he pretty much gives them his suits. The kids build a “bad guy” out of pillows and blankets and pretend to fight it. 

. The family builds a fort and stays there for the night. Bonus if they cuddle together. Or snuggle. JUST PICK ONE THEY’RE THE SAME

Person B: Trying out echolocation!

Person B: *thud*

Person A: That's a wall

Person B: *crash*

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