#write that fic

Hey, you! Yes, you!

Make that art with bad proportions yourself, write that fic with clumsy prose. You can get better as you write or draw more. I'd rather look at 1000 stick figures and read 1000 beginner fics than see AI slop without cause or soul!

was going through my tumblr drafts and “not even sure if anyone wants to read it”

you know what fic that was?

First of all, when did 10 days pass? 🥴 second of all, I need to get off my ass and write the damn Xmas special 😭

i dunno your feelings about mpreg and its variants,,,, but like there's this scenario in my head that I need to get out.....

Like in fics where Sanji gets pregnant and has a baby, I always think to myself like "damn Luffy would totally see Sanji breastfeeding and ask if he could have some wouldn't he, like he would totally want to know what it tastes like genuinely and everyone would be like "wtf luffy get off the man"

I by no means mean it in some kinda sexual way or sexualizing breastfeeding, 100% comical and genuine act of Luffy's childish nature

Proven by cus the scenario in head is not even in a LuSan situation, despite enjoying the ship very much. I just think it would be funnier if it wasn't, ya know

Like, the respective partner of any of them could be like "wtf dude cmon" typa silly harmless jealously (everyone knows Luffy is genuine and not ill intended, so it's just a funny stupid Luffy situation) also things like Luffy tasting the baby food to see if is too warm and ending up eating it (oppises), he gets kicked for it (I am an absolute sucker for Godfather Luffy trope, in fics where another crewmate couple has a kid, Luffy being the nominated Godfather and caring for his nakama's kids)

I said Sanji but it could be any crewmate, really, it's just that the thinking "everything Sanji makes is good so his milk might be good too" just seems like a thought Luffy would have i dunno

I'm to much of a coward to post it in my own blog (I'm ashamed of my own cowardice) nor am I good at writing

But like you don't have to write it, especially if you don't feel like it, just me thinking out loud to you, just saying since i don't really know how request fics work and I definitely don't wanna demand anything

If just someone one day passes by this post and happens to like the idea and get inspired by it them cool

like again I'm a coward who doesn't share this idea on an actual post for someone to see (sad i know)

anyways thanks for letting me vent my thoughts :'3

Hello, hehehhehhehehehe, let me laugh at this for a few hours, because that is so Luffy behaviour.

I agree he would be genuinely curious because first he doesn't remember having drank his own biological parent's breastmilk as a babe and second he might really think everything Sanji makes will taste better: but it won't be the case with Sanji's titty milk because that sore loser is a chain smoker, I doubt he would produce any milk let alone anything good. Also, I wonder if his whole body is capable of growing a whole ass baby without being hostile to the foetus, thanks to all of Germa's experiments and his own bad habits of chain-smoking, not eating enough and poor sleep cycle.

It would be fun if the foetus inside Sanji were put there by Luffy and survived to become a real baby. If Luffy is going to be the other parent, he truly should get first dibs on the milk, like he had first dibs on Sanji.

Even if that baby is not his, and born to another crew member, Luffy would try to help and might drink it accidentally, I do not think he will willingly empty the warm bottle; he can be mindful when taking care of kids, for example, Tama and Momo.

Now coming to mpreg, honestly, I only write it in omegaverse or transmen agenda with the intention to abort the foetus either by abortion or spontaneous miscarriage or just to explore the bodily autonomy of the wombed person, so you see my 'don't bring innocent life into this fucked world' agenda from real life gets carried out in fiction.

But, if I do write a fluffy fic where Luffy accidentally puts a foetus in Sanji after going at it raw and both decide to become parents, I will add this milk-tasting bit. I have Sanji give Law's lactating tits massage to produce more milk, so I can surely put Luffy in a similar situation and do more for Sanji's flat's tits and in the process, Luffy just goes, "How does this actually taste? Should we not do a taste test before giving it to our baby?" And Chopper and the whole crew are going LUFFY NOOOOOO!

NOW COMING TO THIS:

I'm to much of a coward to post it in my own blog (I'm ashamed of my own cowardice) nor am I good at writing like again I'm a coward who doesn't share this idea on an actual post for someone to see (sad i know)

ZIP IT!

ZIP THAT THOUGHT RIGHT NOW!

Coming up with wackadoodle ideas, writing unpolished fics, and making unhinged shit are all part of the fandom experience!

Well, there is nothing I can do, or anyone can do anything about your cowardice.

With time and age, you have to shed that fear of what others might think about you, crap like a lizard sheds its skin to grow up and evolve.

If you don't, that fear will really kill you inside, and also, if people are judging you for just being mildly cuckoo, you need new people in your life. Don't live like this, really don't.

We humans, need to be ashamed of literal wars that are killing children in real time and technology that is destroying the planet, and not be ashamed of expressing our love for fiction in our little knotty ways. That shame and fear are put in misplaced, harmless issues.

Coming to, I am not good at writing whump whump...

SHUT UP!

No one is good at writing. Even Murakami is a bad writer on days, yes, his Killing Commendatore is SHIT!

I was not born good at writing; I have dyslexia, and I need to hammer my brain to spell things right. I literally failed my English exams all the time. If you see my fics from when I was 13, people might question if the language is even English.

And if I am honest I am still not good at writing, and I don't think I will ever be the writer I aspire to be. But I still write, because it is fun!

And if you ask any fic writer who may've been writing for 30 years or 13 years or 3 years or 3 months or 3 weeks or 3 days: none of us thinks we are good writers and all of us surely think we can do better and should've written something differently if we had the skills and patience as a newbie.

Don't let bad grammar, or writing errors, or wonky sentences, or occ descriptions or self-insert tendencies stop you from telling the story you want to tell!

My most popular fic is literally an anti-proshipper rage-bait document at this point. On top of it, it has so many spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, a plot built on two shoestrings, and some really questionable choices of words, scenes, and slurs, which I didn't have the cultural understanding or the maturity to understand when I added them in the fic.

But you know what, I enjoyed writing it so much!

If I get to relive that time period again with all my current knowledge, I would still write that fic, but of course, I would write it better, but I would still write it! Because no one else can write what I wrote like I cannot write the fics my favourite fic writer pens.

As the fandom saying goes, write the fic you want to read.

Don't you want Luffy to ask Sanji innocently how the breast milk he is producing tastes in a particular setting you already have in your mind? How can I ever know the exact details of your idea? I will not, you have to show it to us!