(I'm pretty sure drabble means like a short random story, so here's a GumWrightButzWorth drabble with a twist. TW a little blood. Written entirely on Tumblr on my phone, might be a bit weird)
Full moons weren't ever supposed to be this way, but for one man, Phoenix Wright, this was something he'd come to expect. Larry was currently trying to warm up a cup of tea for Miles, who was trying to fight off bloodlust while restraining Dick, with his fire powers. Dick Gumshoe, the homicide detective, was attempting to fight his own reflection in wolf form, his eyes wide and feral.
Who knew being the only human in a polyamorous relationship with two of your best friends and some detective you and your friend had dragged in would lead to so much chaos? Definitely not Phoenix, not by a long shot, but he wouldn't change things now.
Now for more explanations, Larry had apparently always secretly been a phoenix and had never re-birthed before, so he was just a weird young immortal. Miles had been turned into a vampire after an attack by one of his fan girls, which was surprising since he'd always dressed in older fashioned clothes. Dick was born a werewolf and never worked on nights of the full moon, only appearing in public if it was necessary while wearing a hat to hide his wolf ears.
"Nicky! Can ya grab the sugar then bleed into the teacup?" Larry asked loudly over Dick's barking, startling Phoenix slightly.
"I can't just bleed on command, Larry!" Phoenix responded, grabbing the sugar and carefully putting the right amount into the teacup for Larry.
"If I was not controlling this heathen, I would eagerly help you to bleed." Miles voiced with a slight smirk, watching how his fingers made dents in Dick's fur in a ghostlike way thanks to his lack of reflection.
Phoenix rolled his eyes and carefully pricked his finger, watching rose red pearls of blood drip onto the sugar. He could see the sugar start to stain pink, silently hoping this would be enough to soothe Miles until he could feed properly. He felt something warm and slightly wet touch his cheek and snapped his head up, spotting Larry grinning at him.
"Need me to caviar-ize it, Nicky?"
"Larry, you imbecile, the word is cauterize and that is not needed in this situation, you might nearly set him on fire again. Just give me the damn tea already."
The barking finally stopped as Miles covered the mirror with a blanket, covering the room with an ear-ringing silence and bringing relief to the three. The only sounds now were the trickling of tea into the teacup, Miles's familiar footsteps, and Dick panting.
"Why couldn't you have covered the mirror sooner?" Phoenix asked as he moved to rub Dick's hair, the man- well, wolf currently, responding with a happy whine and licking Phoenix's cheek.
"I simply forgot." Miles responded, but there was a slight tone to his voice that Phoenix instantly recognized.
"You were recording it weren't you? Also, why haven't you gotten mirrors that aren't backed with silver yet?"
"Hush you, these mirrors are superior." Miles looked away, a small tint to his cheeks while he sipped his rose tea.
Phoenix checked the time and felt relieved to know the moon would be setting soon, looking forward to having Dick back to being somewhat normal and going to sleep. They had all agreed to stay up and make sure Dick wouldn't do anything stupid, besides barking at his reflection in Miles's stupidly fancy mirrors that didn't really serve a purpose anymore.
Right on time, Dick's body began to change, his snout flattening against his face, fur pulling into his skin, and bones cracking while they changed positions. After a few minutes, Dick was back to normal, excluding the big ears and slightly curled tail.
"There's our handsome detective!" Larry exclaimed, tackling Dick into a tight hug.
"I'm sorry for barking at my reflection again, pals.. I just forget that that's actually me there."
"It is alright, detective, just fix your shirt." Miles sighed, fighting down a blush at Dick's appearance.
Dick looked down at himself and saw his shirt had come unbuttoned, showing a very hairy and muscular chest with a little belly fat poking over the top of his pants. Blushing, he clumsily buttoned his shirt back up, much to the disappointment of Larry and Phoenix.
"Edgey, we all know he's hot, why do you make him hide it?" Larry whined, hair briefly flaming up from his passion.
"He can stop hiding it if he joins me in the bedroom, along with you and Phoenix.. if you two wish." Miles said before leaving, heading upstairs with a small wink.
"Why does he even bother teasing like that? We all know he's a bottom, right?" Larry asked.
Phoenix shrugged and helped Dick to his feet, pecking the detective's lips softly then heading upstairs as well with him and Larry. If the bed broke again that morning, well that was a problem for another day.
