#wrestlemani

That iconic line from Vince McMahon. The event that made Hulk Hogan a household name, think about it, if it weren't for Wrestlemania becoming such a big deal and launching Hulk Hogan's career, we would never have had movie's such as Mr Nanny or Santa With Muscles.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, The Undertaker, Mankind, all legends of the ring throughout the Attitude Era, a time when wrestling was fucking awesome. Dudes would get bashed on the head with chairs, Sable would get around with the cans out, wowee, what a time to be a teenager.

Now we're stuck with this horrendous PG era, lead by the polarising John Cena, sure, it can be enjoyable, but for the most part it's the same old shit every week. Nearly every wrestler is just a person, there are no gimmicks, that's why everyone still loses their shit when the stadium goes dark and that bell tolls, because The Undertaker has a gimmick, and it's scary as fuck.

Moving on. Wrestlemania is only a couple of weeks away, and this year the event has a little something about it. That little something is that it looks like it might suck the big one.

Daniel Bryan will beat Triple H, he will beat Randy Orton & Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship, but christ, how long did it take for Triple H to listen to the fans and actually put Bryan back in the picture.

Daniel can thank CM Punk. Punk made Triple H look like a proper dickhead, sure, Punk can be seen as a little bitch for not getting his way and turfing the toys out of the cot, I don't think that way. CM Punk is one man who i've enjoyed watching since I got back into WWE in 2010, he gives it all every week, he's entertaining and he makes shit wrestlers look good.

Punk bailing made Triple H wake up, all of a sudden he's lost his #2 guy, then Cena got injured. Holy shit, what are you going to do Helmsley? Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll put Daniel Bryan back in the picture, perhaps this time I won't screw him over.

I could go on about how shit the book has been of late, how about Christian being thrown back as a heel and fighting Shaemus every week for seemingly no point, when you're thrown in a gimmick match on RAW you know it's going nowhere, why not showcase the talents of these dudes? Give them a ladder match or something, fuck me, anyways back to Wrestlemania.

The Andre the Giant battle royal is there purely because the WWE has about 50 blokes they don't know what to do with at the moment, so there you go, just have another Royal Rumble, job done.

Bryan VS Triple H will be entertaining but we know the result, the only other match i'm looking forward to is Brock VS The Undertaker.

I fucking love The Undertaker, he is the greatest of all time. Looking forward to seeing what  he can get out of Lesnar, old 'Taker isn't as limber as he used to be but the man can still cut it. I hope he rolls Brock out of there in a casket as they play "OHHHHHH YESSSSSS" over the PA system.