#wren commentary

this would change the trajectory of the story so much trust me. anyways here's a rundown of wildly unserious US highschool au headcanons for the Main Three...

light yagami

• oh absolutely he's getting bullied for his last name!! someone made an "imagay" joke in 5th grade and it stuck like gorilla glue

• not as popular as he was in japanese secondary school; popular in a different way, moreso in academic circles. outside of them people think he's weird af. he spends time studying and gets good grades? NERD. playing sports doesn't help him either; "bro is on the tennis team 💀", "bro likes hitting balls 💀", "who's a good little racket boy"(🤨)

• he'd probably do theatre honestly. within this crowd i think he'd actually be pretty popular, but there'd also be a large group of people that are pissed about how bossy he is/are jealous that he gets leads or smth. anyways. good at becoming popular within certain, nerdier groups he's dedicated to, but not In General. the school at large thinks he's a weird lil teachers pet & whenever he raises his hand in philosophy class the other students AUDIBLY groan

• tutors people and is (mostly unintentionally) SUPER annoying about it. explains EVERY little detail; holy shit we get it you're smart

• wakes up at like 3am to get ready for school. always wears elaborate business-casual outfits and maintains a hella neat appearance. always. jesus lord who has time for allat

• would probably be president of the student government. covertly holds that above people.

• in political/justice/law clubs. could see him in smth like model UN

• if his school has criminal law, forensics or anything related, he's in those classes fs

• everyone thinks he's gay – they're probably right. i could see him joining the GSA as a "straight ally" (everyone already knows bro. the closet is glass)

misa amane

• i feel like she'd get along with a lot of different groups/cliques and have several different pools of friends/acquaintances lol. pretty popular?? but because she's also alternative, it's not really in a stereotypical queen-bee way

• also wakes up early to get ready; doesn't need anywhere near (haha near) as much time as light because she doesn't obsess over details american-psycho style, and she probably picks her outfits out the night prior and Sticks With Them (light strikes me as an indecisive 'what should i wear 🥺' type. overthinks EVERY outfit)

• i could also see her doing theatre, and i do think she'd get a fair amount of leads (i mean, she starred in a movie in the actual show) but i feel like she'd also be super into costume crew - she'd probably have a leadership position there at some point idk. also offers to do people's makeup and/or hair :3

• cheerleader misa?? cheerleader misa!! her Main Extracurricular perhaps... has done it all 4 years

• gets good grades but takes herself Way less seriously than light so people think she's more chill (they're right); she also doesn't spend All Her Time studying, and in fact tends to neglect it but gets relatively high marks anyway. has probably tutored for service hours at the advice of someone else, but thought it was too boring to continue

• a product of being photogenic and having a lot of different friend groups is her getting into the yearbook and school newspaper somewhat often

• she'd get contracted as a model as a highschool upperclassman!!! the modeling experience would also make for a very good senior photoshoot. ppl would fs be jealous of her

• she's very friendly, but kinda superficial. although she has a lot of (lowkey surface-level) friends, little to none know anything about what happened to her parents. despite her never talking about it, it's given her a deep-seated passion for pursuing justice - wants to become a prosecutor/lawyer. she usually acts very ditzy, but becomes more intense and serious when discussing these topics in-depth. would def take classes like law and society & forensics. this ambition is mainly why she cares enough to get good grades

• her insta stories are often mirror selfie ootd posts with like. london after midnight songs playing. she has a public profile with a lot of followers, and outside of her stories her account is very professional-looking... also has a more personal spam account that is essentially the exact opposite vibe lol

• very into goth music; doesn't usually wear gothic clothing to school because she feels the rokku gyaru style is more appropriate/practical (this is an AMERICAN SCHOOL yall, they just b wearing whatever) but she wears Elaborate gothic lolita outfits outside of school :3

l lawliet

• social outcast. (are we surprised? no.)

• used to be homeschooled in england. when he moved to america and started public school, he was put in all the special ed classes, but was pretty quickly moved despite apparent behavioral issues bc bro is Smart

• scored higher than light on an exam once and now they have a weird academic rival relationship that nobody else notices or pays attention to

• also on the tennis team. he and light hate each other lowkey but have a lot of fun playing together; one weekend they show up at the courts around the same time and end up playing a few games. they match each others (tennis) freaks so well that they go out for refreshments after! its not a date. (its kind of a date).

• doesn't have a license. doesnt Need a license bc he gets chauffeured everywhere in an expensive ass limo

• despite being an outcast everything about him is just so Weird that everyone kind of knows about him. he stands out and there are tons of rumors about him, some that get babygate-level wild

• if he and light are in the same class. oh Brother. two "erm actually" guys competing with each other to get the highest "erm actually" tally

• outside of tennis, i feel like he'd be in like. puzzle club and robotics or smth. usually sits by himself and does his own (usually much more advanced) thing during club time, and doesn't make most of the meetings. starts bringing his own puzzles bc the ones at school are too easy

• would take a visual art class for his fine arts credit; for his language credit he literally rolls a die bc he speaks so many languages (would KILL to have this problem vro)

• despite being a fucking Nerd, hes not a stickler for the rules the way light is. can and will skip class. will have ungodly amounts of sweets doordashed to the school. will sleep through boring lectures, and probably snore. will put his bare feet on the desks.. :/

• fan of the grainy powdered donuts american schools serve for breakfast sometimes. the #1 school powdered donut consumer and most reliable customer. will buy the entire stock, so other donut enjoyers are lucky he is consistently (fashionably) late.

me personally i don't fw lolisho, but i don't think the people who do are automatically pedophiles (i've posted about this before, but the characters are not in any way comparable to real people), nor do i harass and threaten people for enjoying it. i recognize that i'm allowed to dislike lolisho content, and i don't need to make the creators into these evil caricatures to validate that dislike.

another common example i see is antis posting that they're trying to find ways to make a ship they don't like problematic so that they can dislike it. i mean... you can. it doesn't have to be something objectively hateable or morally unjust for you to have an opinion. you're allowed to dislike a ship for no particular reason. there are plenty of ships – canon, fanon, rarepair, most-common-in-fandom – that i just don't rock with and that's ok. there's nothing "wrong" with these ships, and there doesn't need to be.