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Peter: The most suspicious thing you can do is drive the actual speed limit. Harley: *nods in agreement* If you go too slow, people know you’re lost. If you go too fast, you’re normal. Morgan: If you’re not gonna zoom-zoom, get out of the zoom-zoom lane! Tony: You are all banned from driving.
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Omg Sam has new hair!!!
“How did you think of this add????” “Well i just thought about our wonderful sponsor skillshare and a to b i thought about being in a three-way sexual tension with a fern!”
"we are fighting for you, Cas"
West Wing
Sam: *makes fun of a piece of writing because it sounds like it was written by a girl
Person: Are you saying women can’t write?
Sam: not when they’re in high school
Me: *is highly offended because I was once a high school girl who fancied herself a writer
Me: Rude
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I just managed to spill lasagna all over the couch. D: How do I do these things? Like, I sat the plate on the couch arm so it would cool... and I was reading a YOI theory. And the lasagna... like... slid off the plate... onto the sofa arm...
Lettuce
So I was sitting at a bar with some acquaintances. Sam was eating the left over chips from the take away we had had at a restaurant earlier, and John told him that he would then owe us take away. End of the meal comes and all that’s left is a spring roll, a samosa and the decorative greens and the following is said:
John: “Dude, there’s practically nothing left. You ate it all.”
Sam: “Dude just eat the cambage.”
Givven is looking at Sam like he’s really missing something, Sam is starring at John and I as though we’re idiots. Givven knows what he means, John and I haven’t a fucking clue. Then Sam points at the lettuce:
Sam, rather annoyed: “The cambage!”
John: “Okay. One, the word you’re looking for is cabbage, and two, that is lettuce!”
And that really just killed me.
