#worsttiming

Was in a boring meeting and had friends post funny memes to keep me occupied. Unfortunately, I audibly snerked right after "Safety is paramount in the lab." So yeah... really weird look from boss, mostly because he's filed incident reports for me.

1. At Carraba’s Italian Grill, After the Waiter Refers to You As Your Wife’s Husband and She Explains to Him That While You Are Still Legally Married, She Will Soon Be Leaving You to Be With Manny, Moe, and Jack (the Pep Boys) . You hadn’t even decided between the Tuscan-Grilled Chicken and the Linguine Pescatore before your wife spilled the beans to the waiter and everyone within earshot that your marriage is simply a facade. The process of picking one menu item reminded your wife of how she did not have to pick just one Pep Boy, since they are all polyamorous. This would be the second worst visit to Carraba’s in your life, behind only the time when the manager at the Southport location accused you of stealing the grated parmesan shakers from the table (why would you even steal them, you have plenty at home?). . 2. In Your Living Room, When You and the Fellas Are Watching the Game, a Pep Boys Commercial Comes On, And Your Wife Enters to Explain that While There Were Originally 4 Pep Boys, It is Only the 3 Pep Boys Depicted in the Logo She is Leaving You For . Talk about a mood killer. As soon as your wife heard that commercial come on, she raced into the room to remind you and your friends of your upcoming divorce. She then explained that if she identified as a Pep Boys Purist, she would attempt to date the original 4 Pep Boys, but since she is a Pep Boys Pragmatist, she will be romantically involved with only the 3 Pep Boys from the logo. . Article by @ryanciewiz #pepboys #polyamory #polyamorousrelationship #polyamorous #worsttiming #wifeisleaving #weredone #weredonehere #famousintheworstplaces (at Carraba's Italian Grill) https://www.instagram.com/p/B64SrGVgYJZ/?igshid=7uhm387jziva

#whenrunintosomeone #idontwanttoseeyou #worsttiming #gottafindanewsupplystore https://www.instagram.com/p/B64K_SlnfYb/?igshid=100xmzbragoah

On the plus side, I doubt she'll ever come over to my work station without giving me a heads up 😂

Break up gone wrong😯 #worsttiming

Break up gone wrong😯 #worsttiming

Break up gone wrong😯 #worsttiming