Please select your gender affirming surgery:
Turned into a cyborg with almost no recognizably human aspects left
Have your blood mixed with that of a demon, mutating you into something inhuman
Given cat ears, a tail, cute lil fangs, and the ability to perfectly quote Marx
Turned into a an eternally beaut yet very inhuman vampire with no biological sex
Granted spellcasting abilities by an ancient powerful being
Turned into a werewolf (can go wolfmode at will)
Entire outer layer replaced with an exoskeleton
Given wings capable of flight
Infected with an alien parasite (who knows what it will do)
Mind uploaded into a computer (there's no going back)
Distorted by forces beyond human comprehension into a paradoxical eldich horror
Given 100,000,000 US dollars
