Dec 2, 2020
what i thought retail was: selling, folding things, dealing with karens
what retail actually is:
-weird specific mall regulars
-teaching a coworker that she cant get pregnant from her bf fingering her
- surviving off auntie annes
-convincing a different coworker she shouldnt get pregnant at 18
-mall walkers
-manager taking 3 pregnancy tests in the back room (they were positive)
-man asking my minor coworker to play sex darts with him
-disappointing my coworkers because i refuse to give them a belly piercing in the back room (i have never pierced anything ever)
-finding a knife in a shoe
-finding a dab pen in the kids shoes
