Nov 18, 2021
okay but jaskier getting into mild forms of danger (lets himself get locked up for a day or two by an angry spouse, kidnapped by people who want money but aren’t too rough) so geralt can come rescue him and jaskier can thank him with some world shattering sex, but it keeps getting fucked up bc the WRONG FUCKING WITCHER KEEPS SAVING HIM
the witchers all know about jaskier. his songs do a lot for them, so the second they hear he’s in trouble they immediately rush off to help him
it’s flattering and jaskier is touched, but he also has a very specific vision for this roleplay he’s setting up that keeps getting RUINED
#geraskier#geralt#jaskier#jaskier faking a weak voice from the floor#'oh my darling is it you?? i had thought i wou-who the fuck are you?!'#poor witcher just trying to save this decidedly ungrateful damsel: O.O#they snap the shackles off and jaskier fucking GROANS#'damn it#GERALT was supposed to snap those off#and then i would tenderly reach up to his face with my newly freed hands'#witcher: 'do you...want me...to put them back???'#listen jaskier loves making friends but C'MON#he's TRYING to get laid with some frantic post-rescue fucking here people#WORK WITH HIM#jaskier just becomes the boy who cried peril#it's always a coin toss of#does he need help or is he looking to get dicked down#(it's usually the latter but it's SO HARD to tell for sure)#pen posts
