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RT @wordsbydan: I’m about to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 for the first time… here we go. #finallywatchingHP

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Oh hai Bill Nighy! #finallywatchingHP

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“Obliviate” #finallywatchingHP

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Severus Snape Comes To Dinner #finallywatchingHP

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Voldemort softly stroking Luscious Locks’ wand #finallywatchingHP

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Ooh Fleur Delacourt. Bill Weasley you sly dog #finallywatchingHP

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Mundungus seems entirely trustworthy and reliable. #finallywatchingHP

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We need more Potters… Pottermore you might say. #finallywatchingHP

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Ooh crumbs. It’s a trap. #finallywatchingHP

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Well that’s what you get for messing with other people’s wands. Silly Voldemort. #finallywatchingHP

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I’m already on the verge of tears. #finallywatchingHP

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RIP Mad-Eye #finallywatchingHP

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“We have to find the Horcruxes.. where are they? Where do we start?” – Ron, on plot duty #finallywatchingHP

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GUYS IS HEDWIG DEAD NOW TOO? OR JUST INJURED?! #finallywatchingHP

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What! Oh no. RIP Hedwig. GODDAMN YOU, ROWLING! #finallywatchingHP

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Won’t somebody please think of the owls. #finallywatchingHP

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Billious #finallywatchingHP

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Harry like a kid on Christmas who got a shit present. “A fucking snitch? Tha fuck?” #finallywatchingHP

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BREAKING: Hey ESA imma let you finish but Michael Bay landed a spaceship on a comet 15 years ago. #CometLanding

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Sorry I got interrupted because we just landed a spacecraft on a comet. What a rude interruption to #finallywatchingHP

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Rhys Ifans! Brilliant casting #finallywatchingHP

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“You’re amazing you are” “I think you mean I’m fucking fabulous.” #finallywatchingHP

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“Stupify” sounds like “super-fly” and I’m wondering what that spell would do #finallywatchingHP

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Oooh I was right about RAB being Sirius’ brother! Yay for me #finallywatchingHP

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Kreacher is like the drunk racist uncle that your parents don’t invite round for dinner anymore #finallywatchingHP

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Nothing makes the blood boil quite like an Umbridge giggle. #finallywatchingHP

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Dobby! #finallywatchingHP

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Plot juice potion! It’s like mission impossible. Except with more toilets. #finallywatchingHP

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I’m sure there was a Ministry meeting about the toilet entrance at some point “Yes it’s whimsical, but is it practical?” #finallywatchingHP

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*Hums the Mission Impossible theme* #finallywatchingHP

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Ooh Ron got f*cked up. #finallywatchingHP

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“Are we out of the woods yet?” “Don’t be stupid, Harry, we just got here.” #finallywatchingHP

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Horcruxes: Harder to destroy than Nokia phones. Maybe they should smash it with a 3310 #finallywatchingHP

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We have arguments like that about the radio in the BuzzFeed office #finallywatchingHP

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So wearing the evil object around your neck makes you cranky and mean… hmm. #WhatWouldFrodoDo #finallywatchingHP

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Currently: Fields #finallywatchingHP

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“Actually I’m highly logical, which allows me to overlook extraneous details. But I’m also fabulous it’s true.” #finallywatchingHP

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“You don’t know how this feels! Your parents are dead. And you’re really short. So there!” #finallywatchingHP

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Malham Cove! All the Yorkshire Potterheads will know of what I speak #finallywatchingHP

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Harry “Dances Like Your Dad” Potter #finallywatchingHP

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“Godric’s Hollow” “That’s what she said” Lol #finallywatchingHP

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“Do you think they’d be in there, Hermione. My mum and dad?” “No Harry. They are well dead.” #finallywatchingHP

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“What are we doing in a cemetery” “Well, it’s a grave situation…” Lolol #finallywatchingHP

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PLOT TWIST: The old woman was a giant f*cking snake #finallywatchingHP

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Never go to tea with an old woman. More often than not they turn out to be giant snakes. #finallywatchingHP

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“Are we out of the woo–“ “No, Harry. FFS.” #finallywatchingHP

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“Where is my wand?” I ask myself this a lot. #finallywatchingHP

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Mind. I mean mind. #finallywatchingHP

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Bambi! #finallywatchingHP

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Maybe wake up Hermione before you dive into the frozen lake? No? Okay, cool. #finallywatchingHP

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Last minute Ron! Nothing like a bit of last minute Ron #finallywatchingHP

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“Kill it, Ron, Kill it with fire! Or, you know, the sword!” #finallywatchingHP

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“Hey! I just got back, and this is measly. Sorry I left, I’m Ronald Weasley.” #finallywatchingHP

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Ron tells his story about a ball of light and everyone is like “cool story, bro” #finallywatchingHP

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Keep off the dirigible plums #finallywatchingHP

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“The Deathly Hallows… you know, like the title.” #finallywatchingHP

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This animated bit is good #finallywatchingHP

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So Harry Potter 1 should have been Harry Potter and Two of the Deathly Hallows #finallywatchingHP

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A Death Eater just rocked up channeling Adam Ant so hard I’m surprised his opening line wasn’t “stand and deliver!” #finallywatchingHP

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“Are we in the clear yet?” “This is not the time for jokes, Harry. Adam f*cking Ant is chasing us.” #finallywatchingHP

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Ooh right in the face #finallywatchingHP

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Gambondore had the Elder Wand the whole time. Sneaky. #finallywatchingHP

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“Are you le mad?” No I’m LeStrange!” #finallywatchingHP

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Is Bellatrix biting Hermione? #finallywatchingHP

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“Dobby’s come to rescue Harry Potter, of course!” #finallywatchingHP

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Oh she was carving mudblood into Hermione’s arm. Just like Tumblr. #finallywatchingHP

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Luscious Locks has some killer stubble going on #finallywatchingHP

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“Dobby only meant to maim” #finallywatchingHP

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“Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.” #finallywatchingHP

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Oh f*ck no. #finallywatchingHP

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“Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.” #finallywatchingHP

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Sh*t this so sad #finallywatchingHP

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Um… tears. #finallywatchingHP

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RIP Dobby. Dobby was a good elf and a good friend. #finallywatchingHP

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And now Voldemort has the Elder Wand. #finallywatchingHP

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The end #finallywatchingHP

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Thank you for watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 with me. The post will be live in a couple of days. #finallywatchingHP

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athenaia — follow forever …because it’s been years since i did anything like this and it’s christmas and everyone’s brilliant. have a good’un, m’lovelies.

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