#worble

i have hot daga themed wordles set for the rest of febs if you want to do them

Ana, before she burnt down Haynesville: ohh, gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can kill your parents. I can make mittens.

Phoenix: wh,, what was that middle part?

Ana: I can make a hat.

Phoenix: Britney Spears’ music is awful.

Ana: you’re a goddamn liar. she’s incredibly talented, you buffoon.

Phoenix: ... someone told you the moon was made of cheese yesterday and you didn’t call them a liar.

Ana: what do I know? It could be. But all I know is that Britney Spears is perfect, and that’s a fact.

Phoenix: every day you prove to me that you don’t know what a fact is.

Ana: do you know my blood type?

Phoenix: yeah? It’s B positive.

Ana, pulling out the IV: welp, I guessed wrong.

Ana: would like to apologize to the haters for being an absolute snack.

Izera: You need to get a better grasp on human culture. Going out might help.

Worble: Oh! Actually, I went to the park today—

Izera: Hell yeah! I hope you got something from that...

Worble: I did!

Worble, opening their bag: this duck

Worble: So I have a hypothetical question.

Izera: Yeah?

Worble: how would you react if somebody just happened to... uhhh... accidentally...

[loud crash and Ellaire screaming]

Worble: ... put Vaseline all over the floor?

Izera, already leaving: you’re on your own kiddo.

Ana: I’m so glad I’m alive. There’s so much I want to do before I go. Like- I wanna beat someone to death with a plastic lawn flamingo,

Phoenix: you already did that.

Ana:

Ana: shit, you’re right, huh?

Phoenix: do you have any last words?

Ana: moist.

Worble:

Phoenix:

Phoenix: good news, we’re erasing you from existence sooner than we thought,

Phoenix: I have your child.

Ellaire: ...I don’t have a child.

Phoenix: they made me talk about my traumas can you pick them up

Ellaire: oh my stars you have Worble.

YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH US.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH US.

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