Are you still accepting?? BC if so mari and vie! <3
@woozywitch / @hopefulpuppet
who steals french fries off the other’s plate
Mari is always like, “Vie, you know it’s bad to leave food uneaten!” And Vie goes, “Just say you want it, oh my gaaaahd” as she hands the whole plate to Mari. “I LOVE YO LOVE YOU LOVE YOU,” Mari coos as she hugs Vie (but not before she takes the plate of fries lest Vie changes her mind). Vie is like "PFFT JUST COZ YOU NEED SOMETHING FROM ME” This is friendship.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
MARIIII. “C’MON VIE GIMME A KISS” and Vie’s like “SHUT UP I WILL MURDER YOU AND NOT EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT i don’t know this person i’m sorry" as she tries to run away but Mari is clinging to her.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
HAHAHAHA THEY END UP IN JAIL TOGETHER SO MUST CALL GRETCH TO DO THE BAILING OUT.  How did this happen, you ask? It’s probably some absurd idea Mari had. Why did Vie end up in jail too? COZ SHE TRIED TO STOP MARI dammit
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues
Mari has an arsenal of everything you need to date anyone I MEAN ANYONE IN THIS WORLD. Even if no one’s asking Mari will give free advice. Especially to Vie coz she’s a noob. So much that Vie sometimes asks, “WHY DON’T YOU BE THE ONE TO GO TO THE DATE INSTEAD?!?” But in Mari’s defense, this is what friends are for!
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
Mari, then Vie will retaliate. Then Vie would complain about never being able to finish a proper game of Monopoly. Mari says sorry and PULLS OUT UNO CARDS AND SAME THING HAPPENS. ALL OVER AGAIN.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
VIE. I BET MARI WON’T ARGUE. coz she doesn’t like high places? (if i remember right)
who starts and who wins the pillow fights
MARI. ALWAYS MARI. HITTING INNOCENT PEOPLE’S FACES SINCE 199x. “CANOOOON BAAAAALL, FOOOOLKS!” and chaos ensues. “MARI MARI MARI STOP I’M TRYING TO WRITE MY---” “MARI, THAT PILLOW IS NOT FOR HITTING FA---” “MARI!” “MARIII!” FINALLY SHE HITS BACK AND THEY’RE TOO NOISY, PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL APPEARED AND ALMOST GAVE THEM DETENTION.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush
Mari. WHO ELSE? Vie disowned her a couple of times I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY’RE STILL FRIENDS. THIS IS ALSO THE REASON WHY VIE’S CRUSH(ES) ARE SUPER SECRET THE RARE TIMES THAT SHE HAS THEM.Â
