#wooooster

Basically, Woooooster was married to a woman and had Rook. She couldn't deal with the responsibility and left, eventually meeting someone else and having Drake.

Rook joined Targent bla bla bla, got eloped with Bishop, etc etc. Two sons. The end.

Hastings became an inspector and married Felicity. Junior thinks he's hot and refuses to settle down.

Now here are my rough scribbles to justify my Headcanon

Kinda got Rook's backstory worked out now.

“It’s Miss Seeker! First name, ‘Attention’!”... Actually, it’s Liza Wight. Liza could be short for Elizabeth or Eliza. It means ‘either oath of God, or God is satisfaction’. Thanks Google 

We’ve had two Queen Elizabeth’s in British history, one of whom is the current and longest reigning monarch. Probably just a coincidence, but Kat calls Liza “Queen Attention Seeker the Thirteenth!”

While Liza certainly enjoys scaring the living daylights out of people, she doesn’t do it out of malice or to fuel her own ego. 

She’s been lonely - feels like she can relate to wandering ghosts in that way...

Her parents died in a airplane accident when she was 18, robbing her of any relatives but granting her the family inheritance. Her only companion was Wooooster the butler.  

Aged 20, she’s the youngest of the Seven Dragons. (There are some... questions on that below the spoiler cut.)

Madame Doublee is her neighbour and they’re in close contact, so Liza isn’t utterly isolated. Double reveals that Liza has always been ‘rather quiet’, but she’s become even more withdrawn since her parents passed away.

Wooooster claims his young mistress is of a ‘solitary disposition’ and doesn’t leave her home very often.  

Rumour has it that her house has been cursed since Mr Wight died.

A young orphan associated with the supernatural - often the subject of gossip - who doesn’t get out much. Where have I heard that before?

Despite this, she specifically requests Kat and Emilianna help. She’s quite humble, asking them to call her Liza. 

Using her incredible craft skills, she transforms the ‘ridiculously large’ Wight Residence into a haunted house.

She invites investigators to her house, only to give them a fright. (This included a shaman and a spiritual medium. (Hey, Wight sounds a lot like Wright...)

One reason she suggests for the “ghost’s” presence is that they might be ‘departed souls with a grudge against her family’. HMMM...

After figuring out Liza’s game, Kat promises she can always call on her. 

However, Liza doesn’t hang up the ghost sheet. She puts on ghostly performances and parties for her Super Naturalist club friends. (Hopefully, Granny Riddleton will even join in.) 

She owns a projector... which she probably uses to watch too many horror movies.

Collects/Makes dolls and puppets. 

More of a night-bird than a day bird.   

Feels comfortable when there’s a chill in the air... or maybe that’s just to conceal her secret cellar. 

She has to spookiest, but sweetest butler in the world. 

Really, she sounds more adorable than terrifying. 

“Boo!”

BEWARE, POWERLESS MORTALS! Below be spoilers for the final case of the game!

I lived in the US for a few years, and MA is in my heart forever. And I have had this exact conversation so many times with the New Englanders. It's such a simple thing, and it might have just been a joke in the writer's room buuuuuut. Someone thought about it and committed it to the script.

No matter how hard he tries some things he can't grasp. Sooner things he'll never get. Foreigner, French, vampire.