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"Thats what I told the Council...but apparently a four dimensional flesh prison is 'too scary' and 'grounds for execution'..."

[MV] HELLOVENUS(헬로비너스) _ I'm ill(난 예술이야)

Dear Students,

It has come to our attention that even though the University has implemented an iron only bike lock policy, bike thefts continue to rise. In light of this, we are pleased to announce the creation of a new bike share program here at Elsewhere.

You may have heard of similar programs, such as ofo and Mobike, that allow members to use bikes deposited at various locations around town or campus whenever they want. Our new bike share program, IronRide, will be exclusively available to Elsewhere University students and faculty. All Elsewhere students will be automatically be given an account. We hope this will solve the problem of bike thefts, as these bikes belong to the University and it would be unwise to steal from the University. That and they are enchanted to remain on solely on university property.