NOELIA: 13, 22, 31, 40, 48 // JANEUS: 8, 15, 17, 31, 36 // VYLANNA: 5, 19, 29, 30, 31 // MALACH: ALL EVEN. 31
NOELIA: 13, 22, 31, 40, 48 //
13: What would your character die for?
People and things she loves, full stop. She loves easily and often, and fully, and sheād die for any of her friends or romantic interests in a heartbeat. Noelia is a little too eager to sacrifice herself, honestly, and kind of stupid about it because most of them donāt love her back.
22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done?
Juggling thirteen boyfriends at once because she ājust couldnāt pick!ā is pretty bad; so is throwing around āI love youā as a threat instead of what it should mean, and guilting people into staying with her.
Sheās also killed a man, but it was in a justifiable circumstance and she doesnāt see it as a bad thing.
31: What social media would your character use?
Everything. Every single thing. She loves taking pictures of herself and posting them, and people love pictures of her, especially the sexy ones. Everyone who bothers to follow her knows pretty much everything about her life, though she kindly hides the name of her latest boyfriend, and their face if they ask really, really nicely, most of the time.
40: What would be your character's favorite school subject?
Sucking the end of her pencil to imply to the teacher that she ought to get an A. If you really press her, sheās pretty fond of Literature classes. Some of those stories are really good.
48: How would your character type?
Slowly. Lots of chatspeak, horrible form.
JANEUS: 8, 15, 17, 31, 36 //
8: Does your character hate anyone? Why?
He hates Blane and Arys Syraneres with a burning, fiery passion for picking on him the way they did, especially Arys. He also hates them for looking at his sister, ever. He hates everyone whoās ever looked at his sister in a way that was not purely loving and innocent of any sexual desire. He hates people who use and abuse the weak, also, as a general rule.
15: What music genre would your character listen to?
Rap! But also lots of alternative and soft rock and pop. Pretty much slightly hipster but mostly mainstream, boring stuff. Also some folky stuff, secretly, very secretly.
17: Does your character have any irrational fears?
Yes! For one thing, Janeus is really superstitious and puts lots of stock in things like voodoo: brooms falling over, spilling salt, black cats, shattered mirrors. Those kinds of things make him super nervous that something bad is going to happen, and thatās pretty irrational! He has a very healthy (arguably) fear of spirits. Heās afraid of being perceived as weak, for fear that something will happen to him again. He is constantly worried that something bad is going to happen to his sister, or is happening, right now. Rejection. Hurting someone in literally any way (unless they deserve it and heās angry).
31: What social media would your character use?
Snapstagram, def. He doesnāt post a lot about his life, but he does sure show off pictures of his muscles. And keep an eye on his sister.
36: Does anyone want to harm your character?
I donāt think so? Janeus is a pretty unassuming dude who doesnāt especially want to take over his company, but if he has to do it he would rather not get in anybodyās way. Heās easy to control and people definitely want to manipulate him, but I donāt think anyone has a burning desire to injure him.
VYLANNA: 5, 19, 29, 30, 31 //
5: Describe your character's dream date.
Surrounded by shiny things and gold, probably, but doing something quiet and intimate. Reading is ideal here, as long as she is also being pampered and laying on nice blankets and eating nice food.
19: What is your character's deepest, darkest secret?
How selflessly and deeply she is/was actually, honest to fuck, in love with Navira. Enough not to want to hurt Yvris, however jealous she was, and isnāt trying to force herself into her life or onto Navira. She guards her love aggressively, and is wont to get violent if itās ever pointed out. Certainly she deserves what she wants, but doesnāt Navira, too? Bye, Vylanna. Bye.
29: What would be your character's favorite food?
Red meats. Raw or blue, as close to raw as you can get. Cover them in edible gold for extra points, or something else pretty. She likes berries and fruits aesthetically, but isnāt a big fan of how they taste, which is kind of hilarious.
30: Would your character have any hobbies?
Not really, apart from admiring her own reflection. She does like to read books, sometimes, but it only holds her interest for so long. Napping is kind of a hobby? Making herself even more beautiful is also a hobby.
31: What social media would your character use?
Nothing, really, because it strikes her as immature human frippery.
2: What is your character's favorite memory?
He isnāt sure that he could pick something out, mostly because a large portion of his life is a drunken blur. He does miss his sister; he supposes sitting around in the streets with her when he was a pretty young boy counts.
4: Does anyone have a crush on your character? Is your character aware of this?
Everyone should have a crush on Malach. He assumes you do, anyway.
6: What is your character's sexual orientation?
As gay as the day is long. As gay as Cerienneās legs are great.
8: Does your character hate anyone? Why?
Not really. Malach doesnāt hold grudges because itās too much effort, though he has a distinct disdain for people who donāt know how to take care of themselves and canāt be assed to make the effort to learn. Why would you choose to be unattractive? He seriously cannot fathom it.
10. Would your character ever kill someone?
Absolutely. Malach comes first. He wouldnāt particularly enjoy it, but he isnāt against it.
12: How would/does your character feel about roller coasters?
Theyāre okay. Heās kind of a big baby and doesnāt like being scared, so heād prefer to stay on the ground, but they can be fun if you talk him into it and heās drunk enough to go (very likely).
14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?
Sometimes he leaves Cerienne flowers on her desk if sheās feeling especially not beautiful or unloved that morning. Heās got a good sense for that sort of thing.
16: What other fictional characters remind you of your character?
Wallace Wells. The end. Full stop. Youāre done here.
18: How would your character feel about having their life recorded?
Sure! Why not. Nothing he does is a secret, Malach doesnāt have secrets. If he has feelings, he has feelings, but probably not! Who wouldnāt want to watch him party?
20: What is the most surprising thing about your character?
Actually a pretty decent guy, and gives good love advice, especially when heās sober. He makes friends easily and actually really cares about them, and their well-being.
22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done?
Once he shot a guy in the temple with his very nice, very sleek pistol because they were a threat to the mob and he had to do his job. Malach isnāt usually a killer, and he didnāt really enjoy that very much. Doesnāt exactly keep him up, but he doesnāt like to think about it.
Stringing a couple guys along for giggles is probably the other worst thing.
24: What prejudices does your character have?
Honest to god straight people gross him out a little bit. Theyāre weird???
26: What is your favorite headcanon for your character?
Malach perfumes his paperwork. He also leaves little thoughtful friendship gifts and notes for people he really likes, gay little things, even if they are kind of silly. Like shots of jager after a bad day at work or flowers.
28: What pet would your character like to have?
He loves birds! Big, pretty, colorful feathery monsters that talk and chirp prettily. He has a cockatiel! Haha, holy shit, that thing is such a dick.
30: Would your character have any hobbies?
Apart from clubbing and being extremely fucking drunk, not really.
31: What social media would your character use?
Everything. Look at him! Look at how great his life is! Look at how hot he is! Haha, you will literally never be this awesome. He isnāt even insecure. Heās just self-absorbed as shit.
32: What does your character look like?
Malach is an extremely vain man. Heās lithe and toned up and always crisp and clean, always fashionable and put together even when heās a disheveled drunken mess, somehow. The day Malachās wrinkled pants donāt look great with his tie, some-fucking-how, is the day he fucking shoots himself. That said, he is also extremely drunk 24/7, and thatās pretty evident too.Heās pretty damn good looking, with dark skin and darker hair and a constant 5āoāclock shadow that suits him.
34: What is cliche about your character?
Drunk. Homosexual. Pretty flamboyant and extremely drunk. 24/7.
36: Does anyone want to harm your character?
I donāt think so. Probably Valerian, sometimes.
38: What role does your character play in their story?
Ceriās drunk gay secretary/deceptively useful informant. Thatās literally it. He doesnāt do anything else. I love him anyway.
40: What would be your character's favorite school subject?
Math! He really likes Math. It makes sense to him.
42: What would be your character's dream career?
A bartender, probably, tbh. But heās very happy with what heās doing!
44: What is your character proud of?
His appearance. His job. Where heās come on his own - he clawed himself up from the slums to be this man.
46: Would you want to trade places with your character?
You know what? Yeah, sure. Malachās got a pretty sick life.
48: How would your character type?
lik, hjkhk,df bcuasde hes fuckn smasohe???? Ulness heās a twork. Then its ,more like thsi. Effort was mad.e
50: What is your favorite thing about your character?
Snarky and sarcastic and funny. I like writing his jokes. His loyalty to his friends is also pretty sweet.
52: How would your character act in gym class?
Whining about having to do things, probably, though he really likes playing soccer and would shut up long enough to do that.
54: What is the saddest thing about your character's life?
Malachās childhood was actually pretty dark. His mom was a narcissistic and abusive woman, his dad left when he was six, and they didnāt have much in the way of money. He doesnāt talk - or think - about it.
56: What's one of your character's quirks?
Chews on things. Constantly. Toothpicks, gum, whatever.
58: Is your character dorky or more athletic?
Tbh heās a total nerd. He likes shitty movies and cuddling and dancing like a moron and reading books about, like, math, but also bad romance novels.
60: If you could title your character's life, what would you title it?
Malach Antios: Here, Queer, And Totally Fucking Slammed, Get Used To It Bitches!!!!