#wolfio talks

pretty much the only time a wikipedia article is wrong is when a teacher changes it so the kids cant use it 

where do baby come from? ahah, that's easy, amazon delivers them right to your door.

if you're one of those people who ruin a (unoffensive) joke by saying "that's not true" or "that's actually impossible" please jump off a cliff

"pfft, nerd." i say to people who are obviously happier and smarter than i am

if you're ever feeling down just remember that time you caught that pencil or cup mid decend when it fell off the counter

just discovered my mom is left handed she has been my mom for my entire life

important: robots hanging out with their human friends and playing rock music for them. robots replaying the guitar solo and actually fingering all the right notes.

but what if there are lindsay and caleb achieve shirts