Death ray this, testicular torsion that, my favorite offensive magic is to summon i tiny water elemental and have it try to suck off my opponent, thus bypassing most protective sigils, it fails and splashes onto their cloak and thus makes it look like my foe has pissed themselves.
This worked very well of course until i became embroiled in a beef against Regelious Kellyc, The Piss Wizard













