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evil nautilus is once again psychically attacking me by making me go into a frustrated misery spiral
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Is this loud glowing box thing working?
A-HA! I see the little blinky light blinking. That means itâs working, yes? No? Too lateâIâve already started.
Welcome to Zosimos Says So!
A blog. A brain spill. A magical cry for help. An overly long scroll of things I find important even if no one else does.
I amâbrace yourselfâ
Zosimos the Eccentrically Enchanted, Unofficial Alchemist of the Wizard Coven, Twice-Banned Mushroom Merchant, and Grand Commander of the Disappearing Sock Society.
Youâre welcome.
đ¸ Who the frog am I?
Some folks call me a menace.
Others call me completely unqualified.
Still others just shriek âNOT AGAIN!â and dive into hedges.
Thatâs fine. Iâm here anyway.
And now I have:
A keyboard.
A wand.
And a frog.
OH, FROGGY FROGS!
They are both vile and cutesy-cute at the same time!
They make delicious morselsâfor breakfast, lunch, second breakfast, tea time, and funerals.
They are also slippery little demon meatballs, and when I try to catch one as it hops away, wellâŚ
DAMNED.
STUPID.
FROGS.
Donât ask.
đ§ What is this blog? What will I do with it? Will there be snacks?
Great questions! Shut up and Iâll answer:
Behind-the-scenes mayhem from Pazzaria Productions
Spark the Flying Frog sightings (and recipes, maybe)
Insight into our books: The Spellbook, The Legend of the Lost Rose, Elyndor and whatever else the elves havenât stolen yet
Magical merchandise highlights! (Some of it even legal!)
Secret future project leaks that I probably wasnât supposed to post but OOPS
Enchanted food, wizard fashion, why my left shoe talks at night, andâŚ
Wild theories about whether Spark is a savior⌠or a snack
⨠Why should you read this?
Because:
I once turned a tax form into a goose (accidentally).
Iâve got insider knowledge on Pazzariaâs magical universe (or at least strong opinions).
I might drop mystery spell codes or forbidden coupons.
You love chaos. And frogs. And the chaos of frogs.
đ§Ş Blog Subtitle Suggestions I Rejected:
âDefinitely Not Cursedâ
âChronicles of a Wand-Wielding Moronâ
âOops! All Magic!â
âI Shouldnât Have Eaten That Glowstickâ
đ Closing Nonsense
So stay tuned, my twitchy little toadspoons!
Iâll be posting spells, secrets, and strangely accurate predictions (like: âTomorrow, someone will sneeze.â Told you.)
This blog is now cursed blessed with my presence.
Until next timeâ
I remain (somehow),
Zosimos the Eccentrically Enchanted
The wand is fine. Iâm the problem. đ§ââď¸đ¸đĽ
𧡠Now for the Required Keyword Incantation: There. I said the secret SEO words. Now Google, bless this mess.
Sorry mortals, itâs been a millennium. Was busy destroying worlds.
Ever the Evil,
Gorigug, Destroyer of the Land

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When you accidentally add the dew that was gathered on a full moon instead of a new moon to the potion, and suddenly you start seeing flying frogs đ
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