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Wizard Rule #1: always cast Correct Contraction
Wizard Rule #2: take a moment whenever you can to think about what you are grateful for!
I am grateful for my favorite crystal scepter, for Anthony the flying rat, and for my most wizardly ability to correct people’s grammar completely unprompted and anonymously in public.
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HOW DO I JOIN THE WAR ON WIZARDS ON THE SIDE OF WIZARDS?
FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES. WIZARDS HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND BY VIRTUE OF BEING NOT BURIED. ANY VIOLATIONS OF THE WAR CONVENTION LOSE US THAT SHIT. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH BAD PRESS BECAUSE OF THE TELEPORTING BEAR INCIDENT.
SEND WIZARD BEAM ATTACK TO ANY SKELETON YOU COME ACROSS.
IF THERE IS DOOTING IN YOUR INBOX: TURN UNDEAD IS A GOOD DEFENSIVE SPELL. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FUCKING CAST TURN INTO UNDEAD.
THE WIZARD COUNCIL IS WORKSHOPPING THE NUCLEAR FIRE BLAST SPELL RIGHT NOW.
MAJOR IN MINECRAFT AND RESPECTING WOMEN. THAT IS ALL.
Get DOOT DOOTed
Ahh foul beast how did you breach my wards?
I cast cone of silence
Is it alright if I put little patterns and colors on a wizard's hat? Asking beforehand just to be safe, I enjoy these lil fellas and I'd like to draw a couple. I'm asking since I dunno what really qualifies as a "new" kind of wizard.
yeah different colored or patterned hats is fine, people had just asked earlier if they could make up whole new species of wizards with different anatomy etc. which i'm not comfortable with but you're fine (post in question here)
I cast Rust Armour Spell take that skeletons now your armour is all lame and dull, just like your bones.
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found this in my dorm’s study room and i completely agree
'Wizard's Ninth Rule: A contradiction cannot exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole. To believe in a contradiction is to abdicate your belief in the existence of the world around you and the nature of the things in it, to instead embrace any random impulse that strikes your fancy--to imagine something is real simply because you wish it were.'
Terry Goodkind; Chainfire (Sword of Truth series)
Wizard Rules
1 People believe lies due to desire or fear (Wizard's First Rule 2 Harm can result from good intention (Stone of Tears 3Passion rules reason (Blood of the Fold 4 There is Magic in Forgiveness, both in forgiveness received and given. (Temple of the Winds 5 Mind peoples actions over words (Soul of the Fire 6 Only allow reason to rule you (Faith of the Fallen 7 Life is the future not the past (Pillars of Creation 8 Deserve victory (Naked Empire 9 Contradictions don't exist (Chainfire 10 Ignoring truth is betraying yourself (Phantom 11Seek truth through yourself (Confessor 12 Truth cannot be destroyed (Omen Machine 13 There have always been those who hate, and there always will be. (Severed Souls
