#wizard psa

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✰Hot Wizard Summer✰

You may have noticed an increasing number of businesses using signage similar to these examples. Some members of the wizard community, historically long time practitioners of extreme hermitage, have decided to try their hand at pop-up enterprise. The reasons for this are often unclear, but in my experience mostly amount to personal amusement.

Following the incident with Transmogrifries, I felt it prudent to issue some general guidance about engaging with these establishments.

1. Be careful with fanciful product names

Generic things like "Magic Muffins" are PROBABLY (though by no means certainly) okay, but don't be surprised if the Wobble Waffles leave you a little unsteady. When in doubt: Ask, Detect Magic, and be aware of linguistic trickery.

2. Do Not Steal

Seriously, the anti-theft measures are rated against magical practitioners. Worst case, you end up as new merchandise.

3. Engage!

Most wizards (who are willing to engage with society at all) would love to ramble at length about their orbs, beards, spells, you name it. Conversely, many of us are fascinated by life details you might consider mundane. Have a chat; you might just score a magical solution for your troubles.

If you were a cleric previously harnessing the power of any of the following items you may have been affected;

Portfolio domain items include but are not limited to:

The wrathful nature of a storm

The cresting turbulence of a rogue wave

The concept of servitude

The placid stare of confused mortals bewitched by powers beyond their comprehension

Kendra (we think those 14 warlocks accidentally acquired back in the day by the wizard council might be fueling this specifically)

& buttercream.

If you happened to be a cleric using any of those portfolio items, or adjacent concepts of faith or reality, you may find slight changes to your magics.

Specifically, it may become more... tentacle-y.

The warlocks union has informed us that this change will be temporary and that the new eldritch being conquering the subrealities previously held gas *pinkie promised* that it will restore the previous superficial aesthetics of all items through these portfolios.