Work Is Never Done

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

I'm addicted to my ancient coin though lmfao yes I always have that ancient coin on my person🤣🤣🤣 &&yes it speaks to me in the serpants tongue

Sorry I reorganized your red string photo wall into a planar graph representation. Yeah, I know the chaotic placement of information and overlapping connections were meant to showcase your fall into a conspiratorial mindset, but the data just happened to fit Kuratowski's criteria, so I had to move everything around and ensure that no lines intersected each other. Again, sorry.

it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

the power of friendship will [checks notes] somewhat mitigate the effects of the apocalypse

i’ve decided to completely dedicate myself to symbols and patterns

Oops! …I Did It Again (Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances and Returned Physically Intact but Intrinsically Altered by a Terrible Journey Through the Other-World)