#thewizardcouncil

Thankfully due to the automatic non-detectable scrying system we were aware of your concerns and have taken them under advisement, and implemented all the safety features and privacy recommendations you would have requested.

If you are still concerned after this message, then that is evidence that the automatic non-detectable scrying system is working and no spells, hexes, curses, illusions, or other magical means have been used upon you to make you agree with the existence of the automatic non-detectable scrying system.

If you are not concerned after learning of this message... please continue not to worry about the automatic non-detectable scrying system.

Thank you for the warm welcome. I was always better with food than paperwork, hence the application for the position of Lunch-Wizard. Or I suppose, since it is a position on the advisory board to the council, a more appropriate job title would be something like Culinary Advisor?

We've noticed an abundance of wizards, witches, warlocks, clerics, and the like dabbling further than ever into chronomancy, demi-planes and other reality distortion spells.

From our automatic scrying census it comes from an overwhelming desire to escape the current established conjunctive multi-verse, which we at the council understand...

However it is our job to remind you that any given universe can only support a finite number of demi-planes.

Please be sure to file the 'Demi-Plane construction permit' prior to casting to ensure that your hole in the local reality you inhabit won't be the one to collapse the Aetherial matrix of it.

that is the last time we allow any experiments from chronomancy to occur with all memebers of the wizard council present. From our estimate we've been thrown forward in time a solid 4 to 5 years.

We aren't aware of how many regulations the wizards who noticed our absence have violated, but rest assured we will return to enforce them promptly.

As such they are automatically entitled to the following benefits:

Maintenance and repair for any material considered to be part of the necessary hull/structure of said automaton within 1 week of occurrence of damage while in the duty performing work

1 free mystic upgrade to the semi-intelligent operating aether system per year

Lubrication of joints or material to perform lubrication themselves twice per week minimum.

Free inspection after 10,000 operational cycles

Appollo is quickly running out of dodgeballs and the council can not conjure them at the necessary rate to supply the apparent demand.