#wizard!phil

6 Things Phil Regrets Ordering By Owl Post (ao3) - fourthingsandawizard

Summary: Dan confronts Phil about his obsession with ordering useless junk via owl post.

A Kiss in the Tower (ao3) - gamingbeats

Summary: Who would have expected these two to fall for each other?

Blessed with a Curse (ao3) - Mi_Munson

Summary: A prince accidentally wrongs a wizard and is cursed so that no woman shall ever love him. Fortunately, the prince is gay and now that the wizard is a little calmer he notices that the prince is super cute.

Sparks fly, and not because of a magic spell.

crush (ao3) - howelllesters

Summary: "The problem with being a Slytherin was that if you were caught with anything even slightly darker than normal, people got suspicious. And apparently, a book on how to raise the dead classified as ‘slightly darker than normal’, and then some."

Firewhisky - fourthingsandawizard

Summary: Dan is fast asleep at Hogwarts when he gets a 2am call from a Firewhisky-fueled Phil in the club.

Galaxies and Greenhouses (ao3) - fourthingsandawizard

Summary: When Dan meets a boy with piercings and a dragon tattoo while shopping in Diagon Alley, he’s pretty quick to jump to conclusions, much to his own embarrassment. But as they become fast friends, they both come to see that sometimes the most important lessons learned at Hogwarts are the ones that happen without a wand.

Kisses on the Cheek (ao3) - Star4545

Summary: Gryffindor Dan Howell and Hufflepuff Phil Lester meet on the Hogwarts Express. As their time through Hogwarts goes on, Phil starts to kiss people on the cheek, all Dan wants is one simple kiss on his own cheek.

One golden glance of what should be (ao3) - maybeformepersonally

Summary: Hogwarts AU where inter-house friendship blooms, Dan plays Quidditch, Phil cheers for him, and realisations are acted upon.

pure (it’s not about your blood; it’s about your heart) (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Dan arrived at Hogwarts entirely unprepared and he doesn't understand how rare it is for a Muggle-born like himself to be placed in Slytherin. However, he quickly learns that his housemates believe it to be a bad thing and by accident he gets wrapped up in the lie of being son of a powerful wizard dueller instead.

It makes his skin crawl to see his new Slytherin friends bully people with Muggle parents, most of all when they go after sweet half-blood Phil Lester, who was kind to him on the first day of school. A couple of months after their first meeting, Dan and Phil wind up alone in a classroom and Dan is stunned when Phil offers to help him with his spell work.

Sketching in Moonlit Darkness (ao3) - rainbowchristy, spaceandvinyls

Summary: Dan’s whole family are Slytherins, and he was expected to be one as well. But the stupid sorting hat had other ideas. Dan Howell: A Hufflepuff. What a disappointment, right? Luckily there’s a nerdy black-haired boy in the year above him who’s more than happy to supply cuddles and kind words when Dan’s in need.

Spiders and Spells - fiction-phan

Summary: Phil was never great at transfiguration but thought he was getting better. At least he did until Professor McGonagall paired him up to work with Dan Howell. Dan is nice but there’s just one problem. He’s Phil’s crush and Phil is prone to make mistakes when working under pressure.

The Magic Within (ao3) - writingfunstories

Summary: Daniel James Howell always knew that he was special

The One With The Dragons (ao3) - CanDanAndPhilNot (enbycalhoun)

Summary: Phil is a young creature collector and the famous wizard and dragon training expert, Daniel Howell, catches wind of Phils rare Miniature Red Reaper.

the serpent and the badger (ao3) - CallofTheCurlew

Summary: Dan's getting a late night snack in the kitchens, when a certain Hufflepuff crosses his path.

they were all yellow (ao3) - kishere

Summary: when phil gets injured in a quidditch game, he reflects on the past year of his life and how dan fits into it

To Dwell on Dreams (ao3) - carltzmann

Summary: “Taking in the whole image, though, it hardly hurt. Watching this perfect version of himself smile and wave and talk to his friends, bathing in success and appreciation, Dan suddenly started to believe that maybe all that was possible, even with the confirmation of a terrifying secret.”

Dan and Phil meet at the Mirror of Erised.

Treat You Just The Same - huphilpuffs

Summary: Daniel Howell was definitely not a Hufflepuff. Except that he was, and Phil was determined to befriend the boy with straightened hair who loved transfiguration and probably should have been sorted into Slytherin. A Harry Potter AU.

You Light Me Up (ao3) - ShippingFangirl26 (IceQueenJules26)

“Sir, How Old Is The Boy? (ao3)

Rating: General

Word Count: 16,622

Warnings: N/A

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy

Tags: Platonic, Friendship, Modern Wizards AU, ii tourfic

Summary:

“Let me see that,” Dan said, grabbing the tin out of Phil’s hands and examining it for himself. When he finally deciphered the scrawled writing, he groaned loudly, pinching the bridge of his nose.

“What’s wrong?” Phil asked almost in a whisper, his hands suddenly going clammy. “Is it not just decaf like I thought?”

“Phil, you blind bat!” Dan exclaimed, turning the tin around and pointing at the label. “It says ‘deAGE,’ not ‘deCAF!’”

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Rating: General

Word Count: 16,622

Warnings: N/A

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy

Tags: Platonic, Friendship, Modern Wizards AU, ii tourfic

Summary: Dan and Phil take a quick break from their world tour, staying in an Airbnb that Martyn and Cornelia rented for the week from an eccentric Australian wizard. When Dan wakes up one morning as his ten-year-old self after drinking a magical tea that Phil accidentally brewed for him, they’re forced to look for a solution before their viewers—or Martyn—can find out about it.

Notes: This fic was written for Phandom Fic Fest Bingo to fill in five of my squares: adoption, tour bus, airbnb, coffee, and de-aging.

I have to give a MASSIVE shout out to @tobieallison for this one. When I first saw the signups for Bingo, I wasn't sure if I should participate because I only like to write platonic fics, and I was worried that one, a platonic fic wouldn't fit with any of my bingo squares, and two, that no one would want to read a platonic story in a fic fest. But Tobie convinced me, and I'm so, so happy that I listened! Thank you for your constant encouragement and support on this story from the very beginning!

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Word Count: ~4k

Rating: G

Relationship: Platonic/Best Friends

Summary: Phil puts his Herbology skills to use in a video teaching Dan how to build a DIY floating terrarium. Puns (and disaster) ensue.

Notes: In honor of Phil's new house plant-themed merch, have this oneshot I started six months ago and forgot to finish!

This oneshot takes place in the Dan and Phil Hogwarts/Modern Day Wizards AU established in my chaptered fic Galaxies and Greenhouses, which should probably be read before reading this fic, but isn't absolutely necessary.

Huge shoutouts and thank yous to @cappuccino-howell , @spacelester , and @tobieallison for beta-reading and for your constant support and friendship!

Sneak Peak:

Dan gently touched the black leaves with the tips of his fingers. “Phil? Is there such a thing as a plant-sona? Because I think I just found mine.”

Phil grimaced, sticking his tongue out in disgust. “Dan! Stop ruining plants for everyone!”

Because I’m not quite ready to let go of my Phan Hogwarts AU yet… I’ve started writing oneshots within the same universe!

To read my Hogwarts AU, Galaxies and Greenhouses, from the very beginning, you can click here. 

To read the newest oneshot set in the same AU, Danger, Men At Work, you can click here.

Here’s a quick sneak peek of what you’ll find in the new oneshot:

“I mean, all I would have to do is give the drill a little zap, and we can all go back to peace and quiet,” Dan said, glancing over his shoulder at Phil. “Well, I mean, other than still having to listen to the downstairs neighbor’s...activities…”

Because it was just begging to be written… Inspired by the Bahama drama caused by a certain someone last week during Playlist Live, I have written a oneshot within my Phan Hogwarts/Modern Day Wizards AU that provides the only obvious answer to the mysterious Bahamas tweets.

To read my original chaptered Hogwarts AU, Galaxies and Greenhouses, from the very beginning, you can click here!

To read the Bahama drama-themed oneshot set in the same AU, “Bahamas and Butterbeer,” you can click here!

Here’s a quick sneak peek of what you’ll find in the new oneshot:

“You have got to be kidding me,” Phil breathed out, shaking his head in exasperation. “The Bahamas, Dan? Really?”

When the empty hotel room offered him no response, Phil fired off a quick message to Dan comprised mostly of question marks, to which his supposed best friend answered with only a single winking face emoji.

“Daniel Howell, you absolute arse,” Phil grumbled as he resumed getting ready, throwing clothes around haphazardly in the knowledge that it would annoy the other man when he returned to their shared room later that evening.