#wizard!dan

“Sir, How Old Is The Boy? (ao3)

Rating: General

Word Count: 16,622

Warnings: N/A

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy

Tags: Platonic, Friendship, Modern Wizards AU, ii tourfic

Summary:

“Let me see that,” Dan said, grabbing the tin out of Phil’s hands and examining it for himself. When he finally deciphered the scrawled writing, he groaned loudly, pinching the bridge of his nose.

“What’s wrong?” Phil asked almost in a whisper, his hands suddenly going clammy. “Is it not just decaf like I thought?”

“Phil, you blind bat!” Dan exclaimed, turning the tin around and pointing at the label. “It says ‘deAGE,’ not ‘deCAF!’”

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Post!Hogwarts AU where Dan is a Slytherin because I’m rereading the books for the first time in years and Pottermore says I’m slytherin ;) 

Reblogs are gr8, reposts are not please don’t repost <3 

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Rating: General

Word Count: 16,622

Warnings: N/A

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy

Tags: Platonic, Friendship, Modern Wizards AU, ii tourfic

Summary: Dan and Phil take a quick break from their world tour, staying in an Airbnb that Martyn and Cornelia rented for the week from an eccentric Australian wizard. When Dan wakes up one morning as his ten-year-old self after drinking a magical tea that Phil accidentally brewed for him, they’re forced to look for a solution before their viewers—or Martyn—can find out about it.

Notes: This fic was written for Phandom Fic Fest Bingo to fill in five of my squares: adoption, tour bus, airbnb, coffee, and de-aging.

I have to give a MASSIVE shout out to @tobieallison for this one. When I first saw the signups for Bingo, I wasn't sure if I should participate because I only like to write platonic fics, and I was worried that one, a platonic fic wouldn't fit with any of my bingo squares, and two, that no one would want to read a platonic story in a fic fest. But Tobie convinced me, and I'm so, so happy that I listened! Thank you for your constant encouragement and support on this story from the very beginning!

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Word Count: ~4k

Rating: G

Relationship: Platonic/Best Friends

Summary: Phil puts his Herbology skills to use in a video teaching Dan how to build a DIY floating terrarium. Puns (and disaster) ensue.

Notes: In honor of Phil's new house plant-themed merch, have this oneshot I started six months ago and forgot to finish!

This oneshot takes place in the Dan and Phil Hogwarts/Modern Day Wizards AU established in my chaptered fic Galaxies and Greenhouses, which should probably be read before reading this fic, but isn't absolutely necessary.

Huge shoutouts and thank yous to @cappuccino-howell , @spacelester , and @tobieallison for beta-reading and for your constant support and friendship!

Sneak Peak:

Dan gently touched the black leaves with the tips of his fingers. “Phil? Is there such a thing as a plant-sona? Because I think I just found mine.”

Phil grimaced, sticking his tongue out in disgust. “Dan! Stop ruining plants for everyone!”

Because I’m not quite ready to let go of my Phan Hogwarts AU yet… I’ve started writing oneshots within the same universe!

To read my Hogwarts AU, Galaxies and Greenhouses, from the very beginning, you can click here. 

To read the newest oneshot set in the same AU, Danger, Men At Work, you can click here.

Here’s a quick sneak peek of what you’ll find in the new oneshot:

“I mean, all I would have to do is give the drill a little zap, and we can all go back to peace and quiet,” Dan said, glancing over his shoulder at Phil. “Well, I mean, other than still having to listen to the downstairs neighbor’s...activities…”

Because it was just begging to be written… Inspired by the Bahama drama caused by a certain someone last week during Playlist Live, I have written a oneshot within my Phan Hogwarts/Modern Day Wizards AU that provides the only obvious answer to the mysterious Bahamas tweets.

To read my original chaptered Hogwarts AU, Galaxies and Greenhouses, from the very beginning, you can click here!

To read the Bahama drama-themed oneshot set in the same AU, “Bahamas and Butterbeer,” you can click here!

Here’s a quick sneak peek of what you’ll find in the new oneshot:

“You have got to be kidding me,” Phil breathed out, shaking his head in exasperation. “The Bahamas, Dan? Really?”

When the empty hotel room offered him no response, Phil fired off a quick message to Dan comprised mostly of question marks, to which his supposed best friend answered with only a single winking face emoji.

“Daniel Howell, you absolute arse,” Phil grumbled as he resumed getting ready, throwing clothes around haphazardly in the knowledge that it would annoy the other man when he returned to their shared room later that evening.