Jan 17, 2019
The “L” is just silent
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The “L” is just silent
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Don't you love my early morning sarcasm? #witicism #ihaveadrysenseofhumor #wheresmycoffee (at Silverado Ranch, Las Vegas)
Don’t be ashamed of what you’ve got hidden inside of your jacket. A knife, a pen, perhaps even an informational packet.
Do not worry too much about your golden watch or your locket. But be sure, always to keep, your religion inside of your pocket.
I felt like a superman eating yogurt and lychee. Never had I known a joy like having lunch with Nietzsche.
Nature presents the man as a creature as soft as cotton. But when alone with woman he starts to act quite rotten.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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How To Not Seem Like A B*tch
During period:
*HOLD IN ALL THE SNARK AND SARCASM* Brain: I DON’T KNOW IT THE FILTER CAN HOLD IT. Brain: I NEED SOMETHING TO SNUFF OUT THE NOISE BOX. CAN WE FEED IT? *CONSUMES WHOLE BAG OF HALLOWEEN CANDY* Brain: IT’S WORKING. KEEP IT IIIIIIIIIN..... Period Ends: Brain: Well done, crew. We made it through the storm.
Things My Boyfriend Says...
Me: However many times better I am than your ex, that's how many times bigger my diamond should be.
Will: But dear, they don't make diamonds that big.
Me: GOOD ANSWER!!!!!