if there was a house fire and you could only save milo or shane, who would you pick?
"Is my dad just like, not an option? Look, I know I'm supposed to save Milo because he's like, literally my twin, and I love him, I do, but I mean this in such a nice way, honestly, he just like, doesn't need my help? Something about Milo is that he always finds a way to land on his feet which is so good, obviously, but also so annoying because like, he can just move through life so easily? Like I swear someone could come at him with a knife and try and rob his ass and somehow by the end of it all Milo and the robber would be besties and Milo would be invited to his future wedding, do you know what I mean? Like if there was a fire in the house - which, don't bring that energy to me, okay? - but like if there was a fire in the house, Milo would manage to get out unscathed with all of his precious belongings untouched. So like, sorry, I'm not saving him. He'll survive."
"Shane doesn't need my help either but like, if this house burns down he'll have nowhere to stay and then who would take care of him, you know? So like I have to save him out of the pure kindness of my heart."








