Aug 18, 2025
Archival Entry: The Lost $750 Pledge
Designation: The Samuel Correspondence
Tier: Withdrawn Relic
Status: Vanished
The Samuel pledge - valued at $750 - briefly appeared during the Kickstarter campaign before vanishing without fulfillment.
Samuel promised not only to maintain his pledge but to double it, claiming he would half-fund the entire campaign if contacted by email.
The correspondence was sent. Compliance was given.
The promised doubling never materialized.
No surviving record of the pledge itself remains; only fragments of correspondence survive.
Historians classify this as a Lost Relic, noted not for its substance but for its absence.
It is remembered chiefly through the phrase:
“But wait… there’s less.”
