#tommysphere

Effective immediately, Tommy Middleton (UAB Theatre alum, Class of ’20) is recognized as the founder, chief instigator, and occasional chaos coordinator of the Tommysphere.

As founder, Tommy will oversee verse expansions, maintain canon integrity (or break it stylishly), and lead the Loafers into a new era of SFW mature thirst traps and multi-verse absurdity.

Further announcements to follow. Haters and reactionaries, please ignore. 📡

They set up a whole Creole colony in my head with 19th century New Orleans clothes, pralines and decadent enriching desserts everywhere, and a vibe like the rec center threw a Halloween party. Casual magical assaults included.

Designation: The Samuel Correspondence

Tier: Withdrawn Relic

Status: Vanished

The Samuel pledge - valued at $750 - briefly appeared during the Kickstarter campaign before vanishing without fulfillment.

Samuel promised not only to maintain his pledge but to double it, claiming he would half-fund the entire campaign if contacted by email.

The correspondence was sent. Compliance was given.

The promised doubling never materialized.

No surviving record of the pledge itself remains; only fragments of correspondence survive.

Historians classify this as a Lost Relic, noted not for its substance but for its absence.

It is remembered chiefly through the phrase:

✨ Quarter-Funded in 12 Hours ✨

The Tommysphere Kickstarter is already 25% funded and I am honestly floored. Thank you for backing, boosting, and believing in this weird little queer thirst trap multiverse. 🌀

This rose-gold beauty? That’s the Golden Thumbdrive — a one-of-one artifact add-on at the $1,000 tier. It comes engraved with a personal message from Tommy, plus a behind-the-scenes note. It’s extra, it’s shiny, it’s canon.

Every pledge, from $5 to the wild collector’s pieces, is what makes this project real. If you’ve ever wanted to be part of a queer indie cinematic universe that’s equal parts comedy, community, and kitsch… now’s the time. 💖

📡 The Tommysphere is expanding — and we need funny, creative minds to help us break the canon (in the best way).

We’re looking for: – Performers who can commit to bits like your life depends on it – People who thrive in SFW mature thirst trap territory – Queer & queer-friendly collaborators who love multi-verse storytelling

How to apply: – Visit tommysphere.online or tommymiddleton.online – Or join our Discord: https://discord.gg/dyP5jxMB6n

Haters and reactionaries, please ignore. 📡

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In a thirst-powered dimension of comedy… a new era begins. 📡

The Tommysphere - the canon cinematic universe of SFW “mature thirst traps” and chaotic queer comedy, created by very real and definitely not falsified UAB Theatre alum, Class of ’20, Tommy Middleton.

Launch day: to be announced… loudly. 🔊

⬇️ Enter the canon tommysphere.online