#witcher ship

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- What makes this whole thing so funny and exciting to me is that Yennefer used to think that Jaskier was just some annoying sing songy twit before. While Jaskier's dramatic arse used to consider Yennefer an enemy until she saved him from Rience XD XD XD

Ciri x Morvran

That's enough of Morvran (the hamster) and lets go back to my fave ship.

Alexandra, thank you for requesting, sweetie! I hope you like it :D

💖 Jaskier just adores you, you’re so special to him and he really enjoys spending time with you. You met at a banquet you reluctantly attended with a friend, and he spotted you while you stayed quietly in a corner and he was curious. It took him some time to get you to talk more, and he was really kind and respectful about it, but his charm ultimately won you over and after that you kept bumping into each other until you ended up becoming really close. 

💖 You’re one of his favorite people to talk to since he knows you usually keep to yourself, and he just loves hearing you talk and express yourself even if he does understand you without needing any words, but he enjoys hearing your thoughts. 

💖 Jaskier is very touchy, so if you’re okay with it he will be constantly touching you. He’s always patting your arm, or tapping your shoulder, or booping your nose, but his favorite thing to do is holding your hand. It just makes him happy.

Pick your top 10 OTPs without reading the questions.

I chose ships only from Witcher because that's what this blog is about, but feel free to use any fandom OTP here.

And the truth is that these aren’t all my OTP but here are also ships which, for some reasons, I find interesting.

Also please remember that this is just a game, so let's have fun and no ship wars!

1.    Lambert x Keira

2.    Lambert x Aiden

3.    Iorveth x Saskia

4.    Geralt x Yennefer

5.    Lara Dorren x Avallac’h

6.    Ciri x Avallac’h

7.    Emhyr x False Ciri

8.    Iorveth x Roche

9.    Eskel x Triss

10.  Lambert x Triss

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

First of all, let everything be clear - I've never shipped them in books. In books, it didn't even cross my mind. But in The Witcher 3 ... It's a different story. I think I started shipping them right after the battle of Kaer Morhen.

2. Have you ever read a fanfic about 2?

No, but it's because I write one myself and don't want to confuse my idea with other visions of this ship. When I finish writing my fanfic, I will definitely read others.

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr screen saver?

I have Yen and Geralt on my desktop wallpaper at work, so does that counts?

4. If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

CDPR probably caused that they broke up because in The Witcher 3 no one even mentions a False Ciri and I was furious.

5. Why is 1 so important?

Oh wow, where to start. First of all, I really like both Keira and Lambert separately, and putting them together is hilarious in this form, but unexpectedly it seems to fit perfectly. They both are strong-willed, independent, and don't give a shit about what is the norm. They both live their own lives as they want and don’t recognize too many authorities. These are two strong, but also unpredictable personalities, putting them together can give a really powerful effect. This ship can be hilarious, badass and powerful at the same time. How awesome is that?

6. Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?

Hahahaha, this a disaster ship xD. And it's funny because in my head it was created to fix all the previously unsuccessful Triss ships (but mainly the one with Geralt). At thist point I don't take this ship seriously, because I don't like Triss in general, and Eskel is a good boi and he deserved better. But for some reason it seems to me that it should work for them and ultimately it would have a chance of becoming a serious ship.

7. Out of all the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

IMO Lambert and Keira.

8. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the strongest bond?

I bet on Yen and Geralt because you know destiny and all that shit. But I would not underestimate Avallac’h and Lara, although this seems unilateral. However, Avallach's devotion has survived for centuries, and when it comes to Lara we don't really know the whole story. One day I will write what I think about what Lara did and why I think she might want to get involved with Cregennan. And IMHO it wasn’t about great interspecies love at all.

9. How many times have your read/watched 10’s fandom

Not even once I guess. BUT I read a multitude of conspiracy theories about this ship. It's a bit of a joke ship. It seems to me that it could just be interesting to put the two together and watch the world burn. But it would have to be with an understanding of the first basic principle here: this ship has no survival cord. It is only one night stand and this is the only way this play makes sense to me.

10. Which ship has lasted the longest?

Yen and Geralt.

11. How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

This is not a canon, so ... hard to say. They had theirs up and down.

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?

Oh wow, that would be savage. I don't know, really. I think that both of these ships would have a good chance, because they are two pairs of complete killers. But Lambert and Aiden are witchers, they are more robust and trained to kill monsters, so I think that would give them an advantage.

13. Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Um ... no, not really, but given that False Ciri was, well, false and their relationship was public, it was something they had to hide here.

14. Is 4 still together?

Theoretically it depends on the choices in Witcher 3, but yes. Yes, they are. Always.

15. Is 10 canon?

No. But there are theories...

16. If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

Iorveth and Saskia. Come on, the girl is a dragon, she can destroy them all. I know that pairings with magicians are dangerous for her and that Geralt defeated her once (it was an accident and he was very lucky), but if Iorveth devised a strategy for them, the rest really can't do much about it.

17. Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

Cregennan, that bitch.

OK, seriously, I know that Avallac’h is a dick, but we know this story only from legends, Avallac’h also never told his version.

18. Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?

1,2 and 5.

Lambert and Keira as well as Lambert and Aiden are obvious - I just love them and I think they are well matched (and I can't choose between these two ships).

As for Lara and Avallac’h, I have my theories and beliefs and I think that this is not only an unfortunate love story, but we must also remember that Sages in the vast majority knew the future. Think about it.

19. Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

Sometimes...

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?

Easy one. Lambert and Triss because they were going to sink from the beginning.

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