#witcher headcanon

-He met them when he was playing a gala in their family home

-They caught his eye while he was singing, all poised and bored, and he made it his mission to capture their attention

-After a while they noticed him trying to get their attention, and they obviously couldn’t help but be charmed by the smiles and winks he sent their way

-He was a welcome distraction during the otherwise dull gala, and a welcome distraction that night when he managed to sneak into their chambers

-Jaskier is an experienced lover and he’s proud of it; he wouldn’t be satisfied until they were muffling their cries with a pillow and leaving scratch marks on his back

-When morning comes, he sneaks away as per usual and doesn’t think much about it other than what a fun night it was

-That is, until he plays another gala five months later in another town and he sees the same person once again

-After he left the first time, they realised how reckless they had been in sleeping with him and vowed to never do something so stupid again

-So naturally, they end up in his bed again

-This time they are determined to make him cry their name and make damn sure he remembers it

-And oh, does he remember

-It’s not so easy for him to leave this time; he finds himself lingering in their arms, watching how their lashes flit in their sleep

-He can’t help but feel that this isn’t the end, especially not when he thinks of them and starts getting ideas for a new song