#witcher hogwarts

Hogwarts AU, in which all witchers are Durmstrang students studying dark magic in the North, and Jaskier is just.... you know, being Jaskier.

Jaskier is only trying to stay true to himself, he can’t see his future life crystal clear probably for the first time in his life: the conflict with his family is growing, his name is crossed off the list of heirs (and Jaskier is trying so hard to strike it out of his memory too, that’s why he is not Julian anymore, he don’t want to be another one Lettenhove), his music no longer saves him; he hoped to take refuge at school, but all this mess with the Tournament doesn’t allow to relax, even though he is not going to participate in anything dangerous...

I have this idea for AU where it is crossover of Witcher and Harry Potter. Kaer Morhen is like Hogwarts and also has four Houses, but these are Witcher Schools, and students are trained to be monster slayers, not wizards. So we have houses:

Wolf - Very professional in combat and very unprofessional on a daily basis. Walking disasters. Cat - A bunch of crazy motherfuckers, don't mess with them. You never know what their triggers are. Griffin - Good guys and badass nerds. Very conscientious and responsible. Viper - They are quiet, deadly and resistant to bullshit.

(There must be four houses, so Bear and Manticore didn’t count, but maybe I will come up with something)

I still have to think about the setting, but I have this scene in my head (incorrect quote):

Berengar: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Berengar: So, don’t eat pears and don’t interact with cat that lives downstairs. You can’t trust him.

Lambert: I mean I’ll try, but if he talks to me first I’m not gonna be rude.

Berengar: Lambert cats don't talk. And you are always rude.

Lambert: Oh, you mean the cat-cat. I thought you were talking about Cat Witchers.

Berengar: Lambert, they're crazy like hatters, EVERYONE knows talking to them is a bad idea.

Lambert: And how about fucking them?

Berengar: Even I, with my death wish, wouldn't ever try it.

Lambert: Watch me.

btw it's just an excuse to have Kaer Morhne Shenaningans in Hogwarts AU