#witcher funny

Ciri: Hey someone told me you remind them of an owl.

Geralt: (brooding in the corner of a tavern as usual)

Headcanon that Lambert eats random things. Half the time it’s by accident. He self soothes by sucking or chewing on things. Rocks, sticks, and such. But sometimes when he sees something he wants to steal but doesn’t want to get caught, he’ll swallow it. Jewelry and coin he finds laying around randomly in homes and such. Later when he’s safe, he’ll vomit the goods back up. And like, he’s really good at this!

a wise man once said:

Go on, say it isn't true.

Jaskier : how’s my singing?

I made a meme