priscilla, knocking on jaskier’s door in the middle of the night: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
jaskier, already letting them in: Why?
essi: Valdo fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
ellen: He doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"












