#wipeup

You’re like a magic eraser, Anon!

Hi! I'd like to register my quirk? I can erase any stain by wiping at it with my bare skin. It's great for coffee spills and even typos when I use markers and pens. I do have to wash what ever I wiped up off of my skin. I only really use it for small things so I don't have to wash more than my hands. I tried getting rid of graffiti with it for community service back in high school; While it worked at first, rubbing bare skin against rough brick isn't fun.

Thanks for registering! Your quirk has been updated:

Quirk: Wipeup - The user can transfer inks and stains from a surface to their skin. Type: Emitter Range: Contact

What about scorch marks? Not that I have a fucking problem but hypothetically. Is there a difference between you cleaning up something that’s wet versus dry? Can you transfer different inks to the same patch of skin or does it have to be done to a clean area? Once the stain is on you, can you transfer it back to the surface? If you erase an image, will a perfect rendition of it be on your hand or would it be smeared? When using your quirk, do you have to wipe your skin against the surface or could you simply touch the stain and have it come away? After it’s on your skin, is it easier to wash away than if you had just washed it from the original surface in the first place? What all is considered a stain? Could you wipe away words printed on a piece of paper? When you cleaned up graffiti, would your quirk take away the top layer of paint or would it strip everything down to the base surface?

This’ll probably be a fuck ton of use when you have brats running around. They draw on fucking everything, so an easy cleanup would be majorly enviable. Aside from the obvious babysitting benefits, you’d obviously be helpful in basic city cleanup. However, I must insist you stay the fuck away from any and all artistic awesomeness on 16th Street. It’s mine. Don’t fucking touch it.

Seriously, though. If this works on scorch marks, let me know.

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#TWITorTWEET

I'm sure you get at least one of these complaints for your loyal patrons everyday. Some newbies have this conception that this is what EVERYONE does when they go to the gym. In some cases, it can be true, but setting the expectations upfront can minimize the effort spent on correcting these bad behaviors. Here are some effective ways you can condition proper gym etiquette:

1. Signage at weight stations

Head to a local Fedex Kinkos and have them craft up some posters with your logo politely asking your patrons to clean up after themselves in order to create a pleasant and hygienic experience for everyone. Don't assume everyone knows to do that. We know some people will ignore the signs, but at least those new to your establishment will respect it.

2. Spray bottles and paper towels

Having these items strategically located in high traffic areas will encourage your clients to use them. Have a poster with a big red arrow pointing to it so they know it's there and what it's for. Conditioning your clients to do this upfront will set the expectations in the future.

3. Proper gym attire at front door

You can stop this from being a problem before clients step into your facility if you combat it at the front door. Have the rules at eye level so you won't get the "I didn't know excuse" although you'll probably still get it any way. Have your front desk employees check for proper attire as well.

4. Make your own video like this