omg im rewatching game of thrones, and i just keep thinking about how theon is an awful piece of shit in the first few seasons. But nothing could prepare anyone for what happened to him. I remember the first time I watched got and I couldn’t even get through any of his scenes I actually wanted to throw up.🫤
But as I’m watching it again, I realize how he had so many problems. Like yeah he’s an asshole don’t get me wrong…but he was just a boy when he was taken by the starks. And he probably always thought that his father would come get him anyday. So when he didn’t, he assumed he was waiting for theon to do something great(like taking winterfell) but his father didn’t care. That’s why Theon is the way he is fr. It’s cause his dad didn’t love him and left him to be raised by their “enemies”.
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Game of thrones characters ( mostly fem Theon) as vines
Catelyn after walking in on Robb and fem Theon : I am disgusted I am revolted I dedicate my entire life to the the seven and this is the the thanks I get.
Question, Why does Daenerys get shit for burning her enemies? She’s not burning innocent people for pleasure, she’s killing her enemies. Just like countless of other people do in Game of Thrones. Would people accept it if she beheaded her enemies like Jon, or set hounds on them like Sansa. Dany is using her weapon which just so happens to be a dragon. If she started burning innocent people like Cersei did with the wildfire I would be concerned. But she isn’t. Just another example of Dany getting critiqued for no reason.
Joanna Lannister, Tywin Lannister's youngest, is a bastard. Even being named a true Lannister after proving herself as a child, the young lady is still struggling to find her true self. On top of that, she has been nicknamed a shrew, after scaring away every young suitor she meets. On her eighteenth name day, Joanna is given a choice by her father. Marry an old man or become a Silent Sister, devoted to the gods and virtue. But the opportunity to woo Robb Stark arises, and the young lioness agrees, determined to win the north in her favour. Who can say no to gain power in their country? Definitely not a Lannister.
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"If a man listens to what you have to say, you're either in the presence of someone who loves you, or someone who's plotting your death."
- Cersei
"What was it like growing up in Winterfell?" Joanna asked once they were outside the tavern. The two of them had finished their drinks and decided to continue exploring Wintertown.
"It was good," he started as they turned another corner. In the back of her mind, Joanna wondered where they were going. "I was never alone, I always had my half-brother Jon." Joanna nodded intently, implying that she had met him. "And Theon has been in Winterfell since I was young." She watched as Robb smiled, and she could see him remembering the three of them playing together.
"What about your parents?" she asked. Earlier, Robb had brought up something quite important that she had not thought about as much as she should have: Jon Snow. Joanna had no clue how Catelyn Stark felt about her husband's bastard, which could potentially affect Joanna as she was also born a bastard.
"My father is honourable and wise." It was clear he idolized the man. "He is a good fighter too, but he doesn't spar with us often." Joanna could see the happy land of Winterfell in Robb's eyes. It was nothing like Joanna had seen from the castle especially since Brandon's fall. "My mother is strong and fierce." Robb was not giving Joanna the information she truly desired.
"How did your mother feel about Jon?" She asked when they turned another corner.
"She has never been warm to him." That was all Robb seemed willing to share. Joanna simply nodded, thinking.
"What about your other siblings? What were they like growing up?"
"They've always been great. Sansa has been a little lady since she was young, always dreaming of knights." The way Robb seemed lost in happiness, Joanna wondered if the two prettiest Stark children had a good bond. "Arya is wild, and it has been quite funny to watch Sansa deal with her. Rickon is a lot like Arya, except he has more of a temper." Joanna wished she could climb into Robb's mind, see whatever joy he's watching unfold. "Gods," Robb's happy little land was broken all of a sudden. "All Bran ever talked about was becoming a knight."
"Brandon will be alright," she spoke, solidly, as if she truly knew. Robb gave her a look of despair and Joanna grabbed his hand, interlacing their fingers, hoping it would soothe him.
"What was Casterly Rock like?" Robb asked changing the subject. They had barely talked about Joanna's life, it made sense that he would ask, Joanna had to tell herself. He had no ulterior motives, Joanna reminded herself. He's just a boy, he doesn't know about the games one must play.
"It was beautiful," Joanna spoke as they rounded a corner in Wintertown and the gravel under their feet began to turn to grass. "It was warm," she closed her eyes for a moment, remembering the view from her room, with the beautiful setting sun on the blue water which crashed against the rocks, and the hills in the distance, which rose so gently, then dropped off in sharp cliffs over the water. "It was a bit lonely," Joana was being honest when she remembered what the view in the daytime looked like, her cousins playing in the water, splashing each other and giggling. "My father always made me tend to my studies and I never spent time with family, except for Tyrion, but he was always a bit too old," Joanna laughed when she remembered all of the times she told Tyrion he was too old to spend time with her, and Tyrion had stuck his tongue out at her, asking if he was still too old.
"What about when you moved to Kingslanding?" Joanna looked at the surroundings as she thought. Robb had led her off the side of a field, straight to a small bush filled with glorious blue flowers. "It was crowded and scary, I was overwhelmed," Joanna answered honestly, forgetting herself, lost in the rows of blue flowers. She saw Robb out of the corner of her eye giving her a strange look. "But I was alone, travelling only with a handful of Lannister guards. Your sisters will have each other and your father." That seemed to soothe Robb, who was staring at her, making Joanna feel a bit self-conscious. "In fact, I think your sisters will love it," Joanna kept talking, ignoring the ocean of blue watching her so intently. "Sansa will be perfect for the court, and she can buy Myrish silks in the city. Sansa mentioned wanting to sew a silk dress." Joanna tried to rattle off more information as she watched Robb bend down, inspecting the flowers at their feet. "Arya will love all of the opportunities. She could probably join a tournament and win, especially the archery competitions." Joanna watched as Robb plucked one of the flowers. She heard the stem snap with ease, then, Robb offered her the flower, and she took it gingerly.
"You look confused," Robb chuckled a bit.
"What kind of flower is it?" Joanna had to ask. There were thorns, which made it seem like a rose, but the petals were blue. During her seemingly never-ending lessons as a child, botany had been a subject rarely touched on, but Joanna was no idiot. Roses were red, not blue.
"It's a Winter Rose," Robb responded, and Joanna nodded looking at the flower again then up at Robb who was now rubbing the back of his neck. "Tell me more about Kingslandning." Joanna nodded, took his free hand then led the two of them back to Winterfell.
"I always knew that I would be married off," Joanna started. "It just never really occurred to me until my father had my maids packing my trunk for me to move to Horn Hill."
"But you did not end up marrying Samwell Tarly..." Joanna nodded at Robb's words.
"I embarrassed him." She answered as they were walking through the town, heading for a gate that leads to Winterfell.
"Embarrassed him?"
"Not intentionally, I was just too intense about sword fighting," she tried to explain. Robb gave her a questioning glance, urging her to continue. "I had been learning how to wield a sword, and I couldn't go anywhere without practising." Joanna was a bit shy talking about her past obsession. "I suggested that Samwell and I spar so that I could show him how good I was," Joanna picked at the thorns on the flower in her free hand. "Lord Tarly and my father saw that I was practically dancing around the boy, and my father stepped in, saying I could not marry a man who could not wield a sword."
"What about the others?" Robb asked, slightly amused by the story. However, Joanna noticed something else about his eyes. The sea was not crashing, but it was not calm either, it was rolling. She could practically imagine looking out her window and see the waves tumble into one another as if they were thinking.
"Different things," Joanna explained loosely. "But the point that I want to make, is that in this system, women don't choose who we are betrothed to and often times who we marry," Joanna watched as Robb nodded. "But you have that choice," she said.
Robb's hand twitched lightly in hers. "You do have that choice, don't you?" Perhaps I have been appeasing the wrong person, she thought to herself.
"Aye, mostly." After Robb spoke, Joanna stopped him and stood in front. Robb glanced around the square that they had paused in the middle of.
"Out of all the suitors I've had to meet, you are the best," Joanna spoke, their hands still interlaced. "I do not know if I want to keep looking, because you are probably the best I can get," Robb threw his head back laughing.
"Thank you," he said leading her back to Winterfell. "I think."
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Totally here for Lyanna Mormomt killing the whit giant, Briene leading the army, Dany willing to fight with a sword, Melisandre lighting the trench, Sansa ready to fight for her people and ARYA KILLING THE NIGHT KING. She is a queen and deserves all the appreciation.
But. Am I supposed to believe that The Night King, smirked just to flex on Danny when he was unaffected by the fire and DIED because of a stab from a dagger.
Also. The dragons and valyrian steel come from Valyria. Why is he unaffected by one and dies from the other.
Say what u want about Sansa but tbh? I respect her. Even if it was for that one little S8 snippet.
I deadass thought she was gonna challenge Daenerys + give her evil looks throughout and have a pride too big for her to accept Dany help. But she held her pride, did what she had to do and was a grown up about it cause sansa knows that there isn't any time for what family did who to what in the past.
It's about survival and life/death
Yes, she doesn't have to like or trust Dany . But for the good of her people and her family? She's willing to let her feelings and reservation go to give Dany a chance. + For that...
