Last Friday was my schoolโs ใผใญใใใ(Bo-nen-kai,) which means โEnd of the Year Party,โ and it was heaps of fun. Almost all of the teachers went and it was a good time to talk to some of the senseis that I donโt usually chat with. Also, *bonus* it was held in Oji so it was only, like, a two minute walk from my apartment. It was a really nice venue and we were to be served a six course meal (Japanese-sized portions, of course) and it was open bar.
Anyways, when we arrived, we were instructed to pick a random slip of paper that had a letter and a number on it which corresponded to a table and a seat, respectively. The stars must have been in some weird alignment or something because I was seated right between my best friend Pocket Sensei and the school principal, who, in Japan, we call ๅญ่ๅ
็ (Ko-cho sen-sei).
Important note: Kocho Sensei doesnโt speak any English. Of course, I know a few basic phrases in Japanese, but there are rules to follow when speaking to your superiors in Japan so I was able to successfully ask โwhat is your hobbyโ but then when he answered โgolfโ I was like okay *OMG* I have nothing else to say now. So we sat in blissful silence for most of the night until he commented on how I was using chopsticks:
โYouโre using chopsticksโ
โUMโฆโฆโฆ..*PANIC*โฆ..I HAVE BEEN STUDYINGโ
Pocket sensei, on the other hand, was very chatty. I learned that he likes wine. At one point, he got himself a glass of chardonnay (although he prefers prosecco) and did that thing where you swirl it around and give it a sniff. Then he turns to me says โI used to work in an Italian restaurantโ and took a very sophisticated-looking sip. He also likes whiskey highballs. This was the point in the night where he shared his affinity for the phrase โwhat the fuckโ but the harmony of the table was preserved because, as mentioned above, Kocho Sensei doesnโt speak English.
There was also a special guest speaker! And, much to my surprise, the special guest speaker was me! I had maybe ten minutes to put together a Nihongo-English hybrid speech in front of all the teachers so I asked Pocket Sensei for a few ideas and went up. I was super nervous, but basically, I said:
โGood evening, Iโm Lauren. I am happy to be here. Thank you for welcoming me to your school and to Japan. You are very kind. Thank you again.โ
Iโm 100% sure that my Japanese was incorrect but I donโt think I offended anyone. I sat back down and Pocket Sensei, now drinking a pinot grigio, gestures to the room and nonchalantly says โSee? Everybody smiledโ
Anyways, the food was good and I had a nice time getting to know my other coworkers a little bit better. I think they were happy to talk to me as well, since all the senseis are already so busy all the time and, on top of that, we donโt speak the same language so it isnโt easy to talk to some of them during work hours.
Now, tonight, we will have an English department party (yayYyYy) and I am excited for that! ใใฎใใฟใงใ๏ผI will report back with more Pocket Sensei stories.
ใผใญใใใ (Bo-nen-kai) โ End of the Year Party
ๅญ่ๅ
็ (Ko-cho sen-sei) โ Principal
ใใฎใใฟใงใ(ta-no-shi-mi-des) โ I am looking forward to it