Nov 9, 2025
hi yall, i made a strawpage for SparklingCider :D
i'd love it if you checked it out ^_^ it's supposed to look like a tabloid article hehe
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hi yall, i made a strawpage for SparklingCider :D
i'd love it if you checked it out ^_^ it's supposed to look like a tabloid article hehe
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
the first throuple royal wedding in cordonian history π
i'm thinking about my "selfship"/oc x canon au for bertrand and oh my godddd the drama is so good....
for background: the plot of "the royal romance" is that you, the player, are a waitress from new york and you & the crown prince of cordonia fell in-love with each other at his bachelor party
so maxwell (one of his friends and bertrand's younger brother) decides to sponsor you in the competition for the prince's hand. very important note: maxwell's noble family is BROKE and you're like their last hope ππ
so imagine:
you're unbelievably stressed out since you're the eldest son of a noble family on the brink of ruin. then your brother decides to sponsor a WAITRESS from america, in a competition that will pit her against seasoned noblewomen and actual royalty
so you're critical of her. scold her for being a fish out of water. but then you see how resilient and determined and creative and clever she is, and you start to approve of her
then you start liking her. admiring her. *loving* her.... and you have to force yourself to ignore your feelings because you are literally trying to marry her off to the prince!!!!
and the worst part is.... SHE LIKES YOU TOO!!!!
samantha: *causes an international incident*
liam: my darling wife samantha i love her i will help her i will defend her at all costs
bertrand: dear god, being with this woman is going to Kill Me
my extremely convoluted and self-indulgent selfship au where cordonia becomes a democracy and SparklingCider are allowed to live a peaceful and quaint life without ever worrying about assassination attempts or ruining any noble legacies anymore,,,,
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both have tan skin
both have long dark brown hair
both have a name that starts with "sa" and ends with "ah" sound
both are americans that felt ostracized from cordonian court
samantha is filipino while savannah is vaguelyyyy coded to be brazillian (and we all know that brazil & philippines are twins)
there is literally a dialogue option in the book where you & savannah bond over thinking bertand's eyebrows are sexy
genuinely this was completely unintentional but hmmm.... seems like the duke of ramsford has a type....
(btw the woman on the right is savannah, bertrand's canon wife :3)
in my head, i affectionately and jokingly call SparklingCider "hetslop" but i need to clarify βοΈ the only straight person in the throuple is liam
samantha is bisexual (because ofc, she's my player character) and bertrand is a tortured bisexual man π
for some reason my brain is deciding that THIS is the SparklingCider song???? even though it doesn't match their vibe or dynamics or anything at all. okay
shitty lyrics translation:
I will return you in one piece I promise to you My heart is only yours Even if you eat it
And I will kiss you wearing lipstick that is blood On my lips completely filled with your taste
Cannibalism, I can't resist you If you leave it out, I will miss you Not coming clean (? genuinely not sure w/ this translation) Oh, I will miss you I can't resist you Three sixes Your love is so sweet