Nov 9, 2025
hi yall, i made a strawpage for SparklingCider :D
i'd love it if you checked it out ^_^ it's supposed to look like a tabloid article hehe
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hi yall, i made a strawpage for SparklingCider :D
i'd love it if you checked it out ^_^ it's supposed to look like a tabloid article hehe
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Ringing in the new year watching a #startrek marathon with my kid, drinking #sparklingcider from my #starwars cup and #knitting. #happynewyear
Metal House Rules β‘οΈππΎ#drinkcider #newyorkcider #sparklingcider #rainydaygames
the first throuple royal wedding in cordonian history π
samantha: *causes an international incident*
liam: my darling wife samantha i love her i will help her i will defend her at all costs
bertrand: dear god, being with this woman is going to Kill Me
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
can't stop thinking about how bertrand genuinely FAINTED after seeing a sexy picture of savannah, in which she was fully clothed. and he collapsed so hard that the thud was heard from a different floor ππ hilarious european man
hmmm now imagining samantha & liam sending a photo of them in their underwear or something. i think bertrand would actually die lol
my extremely convoluted and self-indulgent selfship au where cordonia becomes a democracy and SparklingCider are allowed to live a peaceful and quaint life without ever worrying about assassination attempts or ruining any noble legacies anymore,,,,
in my head, i affectionately and jokingly call SparklingCider "hetslop" but i need to clarify βοΈ the only straight person in the throuple is liam
samantha is bisexual (because ofc, she's my player character) and bertrand is a tortured bisexual man π