I was the anon that's replayed Uncharted 2 and thought of it with Dean, but oh my gosh you have hooked me on this ship already haha. You had me thinking of them together and just being snarky in bed. Like I can just imagine all the jokes Nathan would make about Dean's bow legs and Dean would just tease him every time Nathan half falls off something or every time he saves Nathan's butt, and they'd carry it over into the bedroom where they'd tease each other endlessly all night!
hhhhhhhhhhhhnnnhghgh yes so!! much!! teasing!!!!Â
âjesus, how about you not accidentally start an avalanche next time? maybe itâs time to lay off the donuts, tubby.â
âyeah, says the guy who drinks his weight in beer.â
âyouâd drink, too, if you had to watch the motion picture staring your ass for hours on end.â
âhey, i happen to think it deserves at least 4 out of 5 stars.â
âyeah, well, i give that curry shit you ate earlier 5 bazillion negative stars.â
ââŚâŚâŚ.eheheheh.â
ââŚâŚâŚ..OH GOD JESUS WAIT TILL IâM DOWNWIND!â
ânah, this is way more satisfying.â
âugh, christ, dude. iâm gonna eat so many beans tonight, youâll be begging for death.â
âiâll just sleep outside.â
âiâll fucking spoon you.â
âget in line with the scorpions and tarantulas.â
ââŚâŚ.wait, seriously?â
âyou want me to spoon you instead there, buddy?â
âno!âŚmaybeâŚi meanâŚif youâre offeringâŚâ
âjust get your lazy, beer-drinking ass up hereââ*pulls dean up over edge and nearly gets knocked over*ââwhoa! heyâŚthere.â
âsoâŚwhatâsâŚwhatâs happening here? this some kind of weirdâŚclose talking thing?â Â
âwell, then it wouldnât be close talking. itâd be closeâŚnot talking.â
âseriously, dude, shut up.â *dean kisses nate*
*nate looks dazed for a second* âbutâŚyou know that move doesnât actually work on me, right? you know iâm not actuallyâŚgoing to stopâŚtalking.â
*dean punches nate just hard enough in the chest for him to slightly keel over, out of breath*
âthatâŚthat could work.â