#willyoupressthebutton

(in no specific order)

percy:

you can breathe underwater

but

you can also smell underwater, meaning you catch a whiff of that stanky ass pollution

annabeth:

you get paid to move to australia

but

spiders can fly

frank:

you can shapeshift into any animal you want, as much as you want, and will still have your human knowledge and live as long as you would have otherwise...

but

you can never revert to human form

thalia:

you can fly/levitate or whatever

but

you’re afraid to do it because you’re afraid of heights

rachel:

you are granted the ability to see other people’s past or future at your will by touching them

but

what you see, irrevocably, replaces a random part of your memory, like the past five days, or six months five years ago

nico:

you gain the ability to teleport yourself by concentrating on where you want to go

but

you need to do complex physical and geometric calculations to end up where you want to. errors can result in serious injury, loss of limbs, and/or a gruesome death

jason:

you can fly as fast as you want

but

you can only fly three inches off the ground

hazel:

there are no wars, terrorist attacks, or any conflicts between humankind that threaten the well-being of any living creature for 30 years

but

you sacrifice your own life to make it happen

calypso:

you are immortal

but

dubstep is constantly blasting in your ears

piper:

you are incredibly beautiful during the day

but

at night you are repulsively hideous

leo:

world harmony and no more death

but

you have to die to secure it

thalia:

you live forever

but

everyone you know and love won’t live forever

jason:

you and your friends have the ability to play any song on any instrument

but

everytime you play a song, you’re hit in the head by a brick going 30 mph

leo:

you are immune to any effects of temperature, including being on fire or frozen

but

you can’t feel any warmth

frank:

you can turn into anything you want

but

you have to stay that thing for a week

annabeth:

you know every possible fact in the universe

but

your head is so giant you can’t move anywhere

piper:

you can change clothes on will

but

they will be inside out

calypso:

your soulmate is happy, they won’t ever get sick and will live the life of their dreams

but

*about to hulk smash button*

*stops*