guess who cant stop writing aus
toddler john who finds toddler arthur outside the carcosan castle anyone??
edit - this is a fic now lol i cannot be stopped: here


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guess who cant stop writing aus
toddler john who finds toddler arthur outside the carcosan castle anyone??
edit - this is a fic now lol i cannot be stopped: here

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Doe & Noel | Charlie Dowd Characters: John Doe (Malevolent), Arthur Lester, Noel | Charlie Dowd Additional Tags: AU of an AU, Deity!Arthur, Sharing a Body, John Doe and Charlie Dowd Share a Body, Supernatural Abilties, Godlike Powers, this is based off of an au that ive been cooking up for a bit, In the Universe of Azathoth's Call, Canon Divergent, set post season 6, Non-Sexual Use of Tendrils, Projecting, arthur is a god. and bro hates gods, hehehehehhe i love god arthur, Angst, Fluff, Sharing a Bed, protective arthur lester, self doubt, Flirting, Pet Names, Pianos, guys remember clementine from midnight burger, yeah - Freeform, you may think of her, can u tell i was finishing up with her arc while coming up with this, Post canon, All of season 6 and beforehand applies here. all that lore is still accurate, throwing yall into a whole new post canon universe, ur welcome Series: Part 5 of Pride Month 2026 Summary:
Halt for the Deity of Ivory.
Wait for the clinking of Its keys.
The blood that drips will end.
It paints the landscape in Its unholy dimension.
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Arthur stops by after things get out of hand.
Partially inspired by 'Come Over' by BTS.
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HEY so i have a really cool au that i think is really cool so likeeeeeeee someone should read this ππΌππΌππΌπ₯Ή
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Doe/Arthur Lester Characters: John Doe (Malevolent), Arthur Lester, Noel | Charlie Dowd, Kayne (Malevolent) Additional Tags: crackfic, Crack Treated Seriously, Wedding Rings, Husbands, Lester and Doe PI, This fanfic is so fucking dumb, but its a gift, so i shall post it anyway, who stole john's penis? one can only guess, Banter, Bickering, Fluff, Kayne Is a Little Fucking Shit, and i love him for it, Breaking the Fourth Wall, No Smut, just. penis bullshit, my first crackfic, what the fuck do i tag this lmao, just read it trust me its good, this is going in the marriage au bc it includes them with rings and as husbands, and bc i feel like it Series: Part 7 of Jarthur Marriage AU Summary:
"Orthur, I lost my penis."
"β¦you lost your fucking what."
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do the tumblr masses like my penis fic
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Arthur Lester & Faroe Lester (mentioned), Bella Lester & Faroe Lester (mentioned) Characters: Faroe Lester, Arthur Lester (mentioned), Bella Lester (mentioned), Kayne (Malevolent) (implied) Additional Tags: Angst with No Happy Ending, Hurt No Comfort, Gore, Disembowelment, Dismemberment, Dissociation, extreme trauma, is it major character death if only major characters of the pod die and not the actual mc, eh wtv, consumption of human organs, Beheading, Blood, Lots of it, Crying, Birthdays, Presents, Abandonment, mild suicidality Series: Part 2 of Pride Month 2026 Summary:
The aftermath of Kayne getting his hands on Faroe's 18th bday.
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decided imma post my pride month daily writings individually. so. yayy
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Doe/Arthur Lester, John Doe & Noel | Charlie Dowd, Arthur Lester & Noel | Charlie Dowd Characters: John Doe (Malevolent), Arthur Lester, Noel | Charlie Dowd Additional Tags: Slight Canon Divergence, Missing Scene, Kinda, Marriage, Wedding Rings, hand holding, cause that is a fucking requirement, Jarthur Marriage AU, First Meetings, Jealousy, near the end, Fluff, Mild Angst, Happy Ending, BC I SAY SO, and i have yet to write anything else, canon-typical jealousy, its s4 john what the fuck do you expect, Set in Part 35, Possessiveness, Possessive John Doe (Malevolent), Jealous John Doe (Malevolent), can the possessive tag PLS be an offical tag, I beg of you, Pet Names, no beta we threshold like my wife Series: Part 2 of Jarthur Marriage AU Summary:
DETECTIVE NOEL (wryly): That's a good question. That's a good question. What do I want?
JOHN: He's nodding his head as if questioning himself.
DETECTIVE NOEL: You married?
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Charlie tries to peep into Arthur's personal love life. Arthur fumbles per usual, and his husband takes this about as well as you would expect.
Just a little drabble in my very first co-created AU! Enjoy <3
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unable to stop writing jarthur marriage au. this au isnt even that different from canon, but imo, its just better okay <33

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im just so taken by the idea that john and arthur become nearly one consciousness that i am writing rambles about it
they can interchangably transfer control between either of them
some processes take both of their focuses
im thinking like they pretty much become one whole being
they get so close and their souls become so intertwined and tangled and melded together that if arthur was blue and john was red the purple would be so homogenous that you would have absolutely zero idea there were seperate colors to begin with
you would think the purple has always just been
they can both have conscious thought and seperate thought. they have different minds i think
idk
its weird and idk how it would even work
but i am fascinated by the idea
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John/Arthur Lester Characters: Arthur Lester, John (Malevolent), yorick is there only bc canon says so (he doesnt even do anything anyway) Additional Tags: Self-Hatred, Self-Doubt, Sharing a Body, canon-typical disability, Fear of Abandonment, canon-typical self hatred, Set Between Part 46 and 47, Marriage, Wedding Rings, Angst, Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotions, hand holding, Husbands, why do you have matching rings on each ring finger, (im married to the eldritch deity in my head) oh no reason, Comfort, Hurt and comfort, no beta we threshold like my wife (CHARLIE DOWDDDDDDD), Abandonment Issues, emotional breakdowns, Men Crying, let my man arthur cry, let it all out man, Jarthur Marriage AU, im calling it that Summary:
"How you could possibly think I regret marrying you, I have no fucking clue."
Arthur opens his mouth, but John corrects himself before he gets the chance to.
"No, correction. I do. You have it wired into every fiber of your being that you are not good enough, that you do not deserve the slightest decency or humanity. I've seen it again and again and again. Ever since I first met you. And it continues to drive me damn near insane when such a beautiful creature as yourself denies such things."
Arthur shudders. He could be crying.
"I don't think you understand how much I love you. How devoted I am to you. When I said 'yes, I will marry you' I meant all of you. Every single inch of flawed, imperfect perfection that calls himself Arthur Lester. I married humanity on that train. And I don't plan to divorce. Period."
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Arthur's self hatred strikes once again, but John is there to pick up the pieces and glue Arthur back together. Like he always is.
A gift for my wonderful mutual who wrote me a fanfic <3 tysm, jadealaide <3
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I WROTE THE FANFIC!!! :D
this is based off of jadealaide's fanfic (here) and the post linked in their fanfic
i hope y'all enjoy! :P
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Doe/Arthur Lester, John Doe & Arthur Lester & Noel | Charlie Dowd Characters: John Doe (Malevolent), Arthur Lester, Noel | Charlie Dowd Additional Tags: ADHD, John Doe (Malevolent) Has ADHD, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, ive been giving my blorbos that a lot recently, wtv, John Doe (Malevolent) Has Autism, Neurodivergent John Doe (Malevolent), hes some flavor, this isnt too serious dont take it too seriously, Neurodivergency, Slice of Life, Maybe - Freeform, Post canon, Sharing a Body, fidget toys, Rainbow slugs, Fidgeting, Hyperfixations, John hyperfixates on poetry and nature, bc I said so, this is very silly lpease know most of this is coming from my own personal experiences, Lester Doe and Finley PI, Trust, Yearning, pinning, noooo arthur doesnt yearn or pin pfffffft not at all, gays, domestic life, Fluff, Kinda, there will be more fluff eventually if i ever continue this, prob, Mild Humor, no beta we threshold like my wife, sensory issues Summary:
"This is someone's stuff! Someone's basement! You'll be stealing from them now-"
John sighs, and somehow, he sounds more tired than Arthur feels. Arthur. You don't even know why you're arguing with me. I can tell when you're arguing for a point, and just arguing to appear right. Just let me have the damn slug, please.
Arthur grumbles under his breath - some truly venomous swears that John promptly ignores - and melts into a yawn. He's still tense all over, but at this point, Arthur's natural state is tense.
"For fucks sake- fine. Whatever. Damn it all to hell. Take the thing."
John sounds so smug when he replies that if he had a face, it would be gone from how hard Arthur would've slapped him.
See? It wasn't that hard. Now, let's walk home and get you in the shower. You're starting to attract flies.
Oh, this insufferable prick.
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i gave john a rainbow slug bc he would fucking love that thing
dw there is more to come. probably. idk. maybe. perchance. perhaps. depends
anyway everyone cheer for neurodivergent voice john pls