Feb 24, 2021
Funny Out Of Context Descending Quotes Part 3
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Funny Out Of Context Descending Quotes Part 3
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Photo of the Day: Will Lopez, formerly of Stacked Like Pancakes (“Pancakes and Chill”) — Ottobar — February 17th, 2018
Ginger, Felicity, and every other reasonable person on the team: Uhhhh whatcha doing?
Matt, Sam, and Quinn, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking.
Out of context quotes from Taken that are pure gold 2/2:
(Admittedly this book has quite a few typos but here are some quotes that prove that Eva Nguyen is hilarious.)
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THERE’S THIS BOOK CALLED TAKEN BY EVA NGUYEN ON AMAZON AND RIGHT NOW ITS ONLY A KINDLE BOOK AND IT’S PRETTY SHORT BUT ITS A PRETTY GOOD READ!!! YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT CAUSE ITS LIKE $3 AND THERE SHOULD BE A PAPERBACK OUT SOON BUT BASICALLY IT’S A GOOD BOOK AND IT REALLY NEEDS A FANDOM!
Check what it’s got:
A strong female main character
Diversity
Fandom references
Some funny moments
Some serious moments
A meaningful friendship between a bunch of teenagers
A sci-fi plot
I’m not gonna spoil anything but also...
SHIPS
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Matt: Whomst’d’ve consumed my ice juice?!
Ashley: Should I call the exorcist?
Sam: I hath consumed thou ocean sauce.
Will: Call the exorcist.
Everyone: *standing around a broken coffee pot*
Macy: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Zoe: I did... I broke it.
Macy: No. No you didn’t. Sam?
Sam: Don’t look at me. Look at Matt.
Matt: What? I didn’t break it!
Sam: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Matt: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Sam: Suspicious.
Matt: No, it’s not!
Ashley: If it matters, but probably not, Felicity was the last one to use it.
Felicity: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Ashley: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Felicity: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows this, Ashley!
Zoe: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Macy.
Macy: No! Who broke it?
Matt: Macy... Quinn’s been awfully quiet.
Quinn: [shocked expression]
Everyone: [starts arguing]
Macy, aside where the others can’t hear her: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.