Aug 31, 2020
Matt: Why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc?
Ginger:
Ginger: I hope you know that this haunts me.
Matt: Good :)
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Matt: Why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc?
Ginger:
Ginger: I hope you know that this haunts me.
Matt: Good :)
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Matt: Here’s the tea you asked for.
Ginger: *sips* this tastes a little odd, how did you make this?
Matt: Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade.
Ginger: ...
Matt: ...
Ginger: *slowly takes another sip*
Matt, singing: MOTHMAN! There’s no need to feel down.
Ginger: Oh no.
Sam: I said MOTHMAN!
Ginger: Boys why?
Bobby: LIFT that man off the ground!
Cris: I said MOTHMAN!
Ginger: Cris I thought you’d be on my side.
Felicity: Swing your new friend around.
Ginger: I thought you were the reasonable one. Will and Ashley you’re my only hopes.
Will and Ashley: *eye contact*
Will and Ashley: *look back at Ginger*
Ginger: Please no guys this is the 3rd time today.
Will: Cause it’s FUN
Ashley: To SWING a HUMAN!
Ginger, Felicity, and every other reasonable person on the team: Uhhhh whatcha doing?
Matt, Sam, and Quinn, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking.
Out of context quotes from Taken that are pure gold 2/2:
(Admittedly this book has quite a few typos but here are some quotes that prove that Eva Nguyen is hilarious.)
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Matt: *flirting terribly*
Ginger: Is he always like this?
Mrs. Ching: No, usually, he’s worse.
One of my ships that isn’t super popular: *exists*
Me: *grunting and sweating as I push this damn boat myself* I WILL MAKE YOU POPULAR IF IT KILLS ME
Ginger, at some point definitely: Matt-- the sky to my moon, the love of my life, the yee to my haw why’d you do that you idiot