#wildpineapplebutt

"... Urgh...."

Ichigo stares at the map. His eye twitching. "... I think we're lost," he declares flatly.

Shinji was suffering from what one would call... stupidity. It was 103 out, not a first for Karakura likely, but it was a bit dangerous to be out and about being stupid.

And that's just what he was doing.

Renji gave the other a pitiful stare, eyebrows knitted together in a frown. The sheer amount of pressure put on such a young mind and body had to be have been immensely difficult.

"Maybe it'd be good to learn how to say no." Meant without a hint of sarcasm or mockery. Ichigo seemed to be the type that liked to be depended on, and liked to offer their help when necessary, but surely this couldn't be good for their health, in general.

"My guy, ya deserve a break."

That makes him snort and he slants Renji a smirk. “Yeah? When’s the last time you told Byakuya no?” He rolls his eyes, sure he knows the answer to that question. Only once. “I’m not exactly doing this for fun.” 

And yeah, it’s different. It’s Renji’s job. Ichigo’s practically a volunteer. 

@wild-pineapple-butt (Semi-plotted)

His gaze narrowed as he squinted out over the vast desert they'd appeared in. Eyes adjusting to the strange lighting of Hueco Mundo. The sun replaced high above by what appeared to be a moon casting a shimmery silver hue to everything around them. It was breathtaking in an oddly disturbing sort of way as his skin crawled for a moment from the change in the air around them. Spiritual pressure and energy felt different here. As if even it too where starved and hungry.

Sliding his gaze to the side towards the other two that had been sent he sighed. He'd met Inoue once or twice when delivering information to his Captain that had needed to be done in person rather than through the communication systems that had been set up for while Hitsugaya was in the mortal world. A fact that he was thankful for now since he knew what her spiritual pressure would feel like.

"So, do we look for Inoue first or the idiots that came rushing here without waiting for you guys to get back?"

yes. Renji is willing to take the risk.

presents him with ririn

// with @wild-pineapple-butt​

cc-bleach-blazing-souls Urahara

“Abarai-san! If you’d like Kurosaki’s password to all his devices, all you need to do is go on a quick errand for me!”

wild-pineapple-butt answered:

umprompted asks ||| always accepting!

cc-bleach-blazing-souls

"Geh! Urahara.....-san..."

Renji paled seeing the overly cheerful man approach him. Nothing good ever came out of interacting with this shady shopkeeper. Always getting tricked into doing stupid things, just because of this one man. He wanted to cry.

BUT!  He would not be so foolish as to allow it to happen every time. It might have taken a thousand times, but Renji definitely had learned his lesson.

"Thanks fer the offer, but I'm gonna have t' politely decline," he held up a hand. He didn't voice it out loud, but this 'errand' of Urahara's was probably not going to end well.

Although... the offer was super tempting... no no no, he mustn't give into the temptation!

Kisuke seemed to know almost everything with his timing, like he was tracking everyone’s thoughts and movements. Who knows how he even know Renji was curious to find out if Ichigo had any porn on his laptop or phone?  This shady shopkeeper was honestly the devil in disguise, ready to offer a deal with his temptation.

“Oh? Are you sure? It’s quite a fast and simple task, really. I just want you to run to the store to get me some pumpkins! It will be Halloween soon after all!” He replied cheerfully, then lowered his hat some. “But if you do insist, then I suppose that makes you a good friend,”