Where all possibilities met

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

"I appreciate your commitment to preserving your sanity, but you are no fun."

"I'm not trying not to be fun, but... people are very... strange on the internet."

Today is my birthday~ So I will be chilling and out and about today~

"May as well follow. Better than just standing around here"

"... Thanks Lynn, you too, mightyena." Cole sighs. "... By the way, you notice those weird Wild Zones they have set up?"

Today is my birthday~ So I will be chilling and out and about today~

If they thought Zoro needed to direct Dog, well. Better for him. "Straight on."

"Earthquake."

"I mean... My quirk is not really an offensive one," she murmured. "I thought it could maybe useful for some stealth stuff... I've tried to potentiate it a bit lately, but it's still quite basic..."

His eyes scanned over the file silently before flickering back up and regarding her silently. "You could, potentially, be an underground hero or even a support hero. You don't have to be on the frontlines. There are other ways for a person to be a hero and help others."

No, he is going to get an internet crash course.

Oh no. His poor innocent soul and sanity.

"Of course not. I have no intention of paying any mind to anyone else." Volkner was all he needed. They were partners, boyfriends. Something he'd never thought he'd get. A relationship. Being someone who was in a war as a teenager made him think he would be too broken to find another person who could handle him. Let alone want him. "Maybe we can find something to do while we're here too." Other than swim, he meant.

His arms snaked around Squall's waist and pulled him close. "Obviously, we'll have some fun to do, but, curious what you might have in mind. What did you want to do while we're here?"

"If you are in need of guidance for modern internet slang, I can offer my services." Run.

Please let him run away, Will. Let him keep his innocence.

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