Hey, friend, now we have a few upcoming Colin projects on the slate could you give me a run down on the likelihood of whump in these. I know you can only speculate, but I like your speculations and I'd guess you've given it some thought.
Oh, you know me so well, my dear friend <3
There will definitely be whump in the JJ Sneed episode of Dolly Partonâs Heartstrings. For starters, the song itself is super whumpy: JJ Sneed gets shot and nursed back to health by the female protagonist, which is why she feels entitled to (spoiler alert!) shoot him dead herself at the end of the song for breaking her heart. And not only that, but we know theyâre not changing or omitting that final murder scene, because it takes place in a rainstorm in the song - and at the NJ convention, Colin mentioned filming under a rain machine the night before, and separately commented that his hands looked âdirtyâ because they were stained from fake blood from filming the night before. Sounds like a bloody, rainy death scene to me ;)
Unfortunately, actual whump is looking less likely in Fairytale of New York. Since itâs also based on a song, we can gather some clues from the lyrics about what kind of content we might be able to look forward to⌠and thereâs nothing about any grievous bodily injuries in there ;) That doesnât mean thereâs no chance for whump, of course, as the relationship between the two leads in the song is rather contentious in spots, and theyâll obviously be adding stuff in order to turn a 3 minute song into a full movie. Also, there promises to be some fun things for us, anyway, as the song begins with the male lead in the drunk tank on Christmas Eve. And you know what that means - a jail cell, along with potential manhandling, fisticuffs and handcuffs. Why, thereâs even a bit of manhandling in the music video for that part, so that ups our chances of them adding some in to the film as a nod to the video ;) And itâs a safe bet that Colin will be super, super Irish in it, which promises to be fun for everybody XD
And while itâs still conjecture and wishful thinking, Kiss Me Judas would be a literal whump tour de force and I will actually CRY if it doesnât happen.
Honestly, at this point⌠I kinda expect whump in almost anything he does, because it seems like he enjoys doing it as much as we enjoy watching it ;) But, you know, you and I know all about that⌠;)