Apr 23
Maybe she's the answer to all my problems.
Loading...
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Netherlands
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Australia
Maybe she's the answer to all my problems.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
“I’m gonna go trade his cup with water…”
bouncing on it with the intentions of being ur wife
uhhh tried something new
Once the friend of a friend of my mom's was visiting Rio and she saw Sugarloaf Mountain and she wanted to impress her taxi driver with her knowledge of Portuguese, so she said in Portuguese "Look, Sugarloaf [Mountain]! It's very big!".
Unfortunately, English native speakers have a hard time making the "ão" sound correctly since the sound doesn't exist in English, so instead of saying "pão de açúcar" (literally, bread of sugar), she said "pau de açúcar." Now, "pau" technically just means "wood," but it's also, unfortunately for her, slang for "penis."
So to the driver what he heard was "Look at the sugar dick! it's so big!" and he almost crashed the car from laughing so hard.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
guys i think we might be lost
(unblurred / no text versions under the cut)
Finally have an Ipad so I can draw shitposts :D
" everyday is a chance to grow "