*set in a cool ass jungle place, camera be zoomin and flomming. Then a big pile of leaves gets MOVED!*
Heh. Hey chuds. I'm "TheRealPizzaBoy," and I'm out here in the wild to look for me some HOT FURRY LADIEESSS!!! (otherwise, known as "fuzz" as I like to call them...) Buuttt I guess that can wait as I gotta introduce myself. So follow me...
*takes you to my sick ass big ass manison with all of my COOL friends there*
This is my shit, this is my HOME!
*shouts out loud to the world to hear, even those aliens heard that shit*
Alien 1: Yo, yo heard that shit?
Alien 2: Ah, hell nah, let's just smoke our alien weed.
And ha... My home? Is. My. Home. I got an Ice cream machine. I got VIDEO GAMES. And most of all... I got friends.
I love Outlast Trials... And I LOOOVEEE to write slop... It makes me... Real... Pizza Boy...
If you ever wanna read my SHIT LORE..(#thatwouldbeawesomeasfuckforyoutoaskmethatlowkey)
Then uhhh... Post something about wanting to see my slop, would appreciate that yo...
But yeah, that's all I got, so I'll see y'all Chuds and Chudlets later!!!
*hops into a pool with a HUGE furry harem surrounding it and then soon starts surrounding me*
Hahaha! Yup! This is a regular day for a Dave Guy! (And a White Guy for the matter!)
*winks to the camera*