Feb 8
Sometimes I remember that my old church (that my grandma used to drag me to) uses me as a cautionary tale for asking permission to touch kids when they’re having problems because one of the youth leaders put me in a headlock to take off the Yoo-hoo bottle I got stuck on my tongue
#why am I the cautionary tale when I didn’t even complain about the headlock?#I don’t know#probably because the preacher’s wife came in during all that and was like ‘….. did you ask before putting her in a headlock?’#which like#no.#but I have a older sister#getting put into headlocks was normal#also they stopped giving us the glass Yoo-hoos after that#which lame#I learned my lesson
